I happened to be carousin about

Last St. Patty’s Day,

When I stumbled upon,

Two sisters in dismay.

They were livin in a dumpster,

Behind an old printin place.

They were hungry and desperate,

Had green ink all over the face.

So I eventually brought them home,
After explainin to the wife,
That these two Irish lassies,
Needed a little help in life.

Well, Lo and Behold, and Drats,

The mischievous little Patty lass,

Never told me she was pregnant,

Begorah! Can You Imagine That?

Well now I am a Grandpa,

And me wife will have a fit,

Lordy, oh, sweet Lordy,

Do I ever feel like the twit!

 If anyone knows anyone,

Who needs a little kitten in their life,

Please give me a jingle, very soon,

Or there’ll be no livin with my wife.

And I really cannot wait,

Until Grandma gets home tonight,

This should be somethin to see,

If I already haven't taken flight!

 

Five black and white kitties.

Mother, babies, and Auntie Patches

Are all doing well.

Maybe I'll go round up their Dad,

When Grandma gets home.

 

PS My two dogs are now pouting.

They are currently outnumbered - 6-1.

I sense a new Canine-Feline War will soon erupt.