The Continuing Adventures of Mr. Piddles,

By Andy James Turner & Little Eddie

This is Lady Mary Margaret McFiddles

With an Exclusive Report

For The London Times

A worldwide manhunt has quickly been launched,

For a despicable villain – a man of unparalleled raunch.

He is SPLAT, Inc. President, A.J. Turnaround,

Who slaughters innocent insects to make a Pound.

He kills them and shoves them in cake and ice cream,

A gruesomely ghastly business, most vile and mean.

This manhunt was sparked by the lovely Lady Hugabug,

And my advice to Mr. Turnaround, he best hide under a rug.

Men all over the world have responded, and now look forward,

To an exclusive ride with Lady Hugabug, in her brand new Ford.

Mr. Turnaround may run, but there’s certainly nowhere he can hide,

Because thousands of men are now searching for him - worldwide.

And I must say, based upon those I’ve personally seen pursuing this flake,

There surely isn’t a scrawny lad among them – they are all Beefcakes.

Tally Ho Boys,

Go Get ‘Em!

This is Lady Mary Margaret McFiddles

Saying Ta Ta Til Next Time,

And Lady Hugabug – You Rock!

Wow!  And Jiminy Cricket!  It sure looks like Mr. SPLAT’s days are numbered now.

Lady Hugabug’s fantastic reward offer has sparked renewed interest in BUG,

And thousands of new BUG recruits – virtually overnight.

To paraphrase Lady Mary Margaret McFiddles – Go Get ‘Em, Boys!

And what exactly is the Beach Dwelling Minister’s involvement in all of this?

Please Stay Tuned.