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Where's Andy III

by Mr. Ed — Read all 1,530 poems by Mr. Ed

Saturday, January 22, 2005


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“I was half in mind - I was half in need,
And as the rain came down - I dropped to my knees and prayed
I said "oh Heavenly thing - please cleanse my soul,
I've seen all on offer and I'm not impressed at all.
 
When you're knocked on your back - an' your life's a flop,
and when you're down on the bottom there's nothing else
but to shout to the top – Shout!”


 


Paul Weller,


Shout to the Top


 


In this intriguing installment of Where’s Andy on Carnaby Street,


It looks like he and his chums are off to a Paul Weller Jam – Sweet!


 


And it even appears that Weller has lent him his limousine,


Little Andy’s his biggest fan – at each concert he screams.


 


The object of this episode is to correctly identify Little Andy,


And several other AD Members – and now isn’t that dandy.


 


But the clue is that Andy may appear two or three times here,


Snot Nose Jimmy is a photographic genius, after a few beers.


 


Only one of the people captured in this photo is not an AD member,


Now you must put on your thinking caps  – and try to remember.


 


But our Little Andy is a tad disappointed in our last episode,


He has several huge lollipops left over – and they’re getting old.


 


So please do your best to get this third episode right,


Or I’ll be hearing from Mr. Piddles – all friggin night.


 


Sir Lolipop Kid and Piddles get extremely rude and randy,


But, hey, even Paul Weller loves our Mr. Piddles and Andy!


 


When you're knocked on your back - an' your life's a flop,
and when you're down on the bottom there's nothing else
but to shout to the top – Shout!”


 


 


 


©2005, Piddles Enterprises, Where’s Andy? By Andy James Turner & Little Eddie


 


 


 

  


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Reviewed by Tracey L. O' Very (Reader)
Reviewed on January 22, 2005
You are so fun Ed.this is a cute little ditty too I see the little guy on the motoped or what ever they're called and at the front fender there and Lovely Tinka in the back seat but i'm sorry to say that's all I see right off the bat. I'll look a little harder and think think think but You are Great!
Love Tracey
xoox for the family don't ferget everyday.

Reviewed by Regina Pounds
Reviewed on January 22, 2005
Hmmm...need my magical magnifying glass for this one, but meanwhile...I love the perky midi.

Gina

Reviewed by SHERRY HEIM
Reviewed on January 22, 2005
I don't know anyone by face, Ed, but this is a cute write anyway!!
Take care,
Sherry

Reviewed on January 22, 2005
Ed,

You are a genius. :) I think Andy's in the backseat of the car...I could be wrong...You are positively amazing, with these creative, entertaining writes! Well done!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla. :)

Reviewed on January 22, 2005
is our andy in the scooter? that looks like the ol' chap...cute write; and the artwork is outstanding! clever write, clever pic, clever you! well done, sir; bravo!!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in tx., karen lynn. :D

be careful; don't let that ol' blizzard get you...send some of that stuff our way; we texas folk miss the snow and cold! thanks! :)

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on January 22, 2005
On the scooter next to Tinky on the back seat...thats it..if there was a third one he must be doing the "Duck" behind the Limo!!

You are so good...lol!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on January 22, 2005
Cute one Ed.....

Reviewed by Judy Lloyd (Reader)
Reviewed on January 22, 2005
I agree that you do tickle the senses but hey the Donald knows where Andy is doesn't her?

Reviewed by George Carroll
Reviewed on January 22, 2005
Tinka,in the back seat, I'm driving, unless this is an English vehicle, Take off the shades Ed, Andy is the four year old kid and the juvenile with the scooter and as an adult next to me in the car. I can't identify the other gal or two of the men.

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on January 22, 2005
Hey, look at me, I am wearing a tie, that should get sent to all my friends, they never saw me in a tie...LOL, Ed (oh yeah, the poem was fun too...;) Ed)

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on January 22, 2005
Little Eddie your talent is without bounds;-)
Your poem is a delight and the pic collage is wonderful!

Andy in back seat behind the donald, and also
standing behind little eddie;-)?

Love,Eileen

Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)
Reviewed on January 22, 2005
All I know is, if I was the guy in the blue hockey-type shirt, leaning on the car, I wouldn't want to be pushed forward!! (is that YOU, LE?) Nevermind... Jaysus!

Andy's the little tyke on the scooter, right? Lord help us if he actually drives that thing! Then where would we be??? These are hilarious... oh, and Donald Trump likes Paul Weller? (whoever HE is... sorry.) grin.

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
Reviewed on January 22, 2005
Yup that's the style council, pauls second group, after the JAM.

He's playing Chicargo. I wanna see him here but nobody to go with.

He is better than John Lennon. Anyone wants to see paul on march 7th I'll pay. C'mon Kate, though he may be playing Plymouth.

How did you do that pic.

This is great..


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