“The smallest feline is a Masterpiece.”
Leonardo Da Vinci
“I do not like them..
When one hears them praised,
It goads one to expressing one’s hatred.”
Hillaire Beloc
Are you a Cat Lover, an Ailurophile
Or are you a Cat Hater, an Ailurophobe
Here are the actions and deeds of several famous people
And some of their cat predilections you may not know
Sir Winston Churchill always refused to eat his dinner
Until his favorite orange tabby feline, Jock, was present
St. Gregory the Great required absolutely nothing but his cat
Holding it in his arms while he prayed he found very pleasant
President Abraham Lincoln’s pet, Tabby
Was the first of several White House cats
Sir Isaac Newton loved his cats so much
He invented ‘the cat door’ as a matter of fact
Florence Nightingale the very devoted nurse
Was devoted to Bismarck, her very large Persian
French Artists Renoir and Monet both loved their cats
And felines are found in many of their artistic versions
Although Edgar Allen Poe wrote about cats as very sinister
He owned many cats which he said made him very happy
Raymond Chandler always talked to his black Persian, Taki
And since she helped him write - he made her his secretary
Pope Leo XII adored his cat, Michette
Who was actually born in the Vatican
Edward Lear was devoted to his cat, Foss
Whom he sadly laid to rest in his garden
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Dancer Isadora Duncan happened to live next door to a French cat sanctuary
When they wandered into her garden she had them drowned most hideously
Noah Webster described the cat as a ‘deceitful animal,’
And in their very presence, he was thoroughly appalled
The Bard William Shakespeare truly vilified and hated the furry feline
Remarking, “I could endure anything but a cat, and now he’s a cat to me,”
Pope Innocent VIII made a point of noting, when condemning witches,
That “their companion cats should also be burned at the stake with glee.”
President Dwight D. Eisenhower was a very cruel feline hater
Ordering his staff to shoot them on sight at his home in Gettysburg
Pope Gregory IX denounced cats - especially those that were coal black
Setting the course for centuries of terrible cat abuse – which is truly absurd
Since I love earth’s creatures, including the feline
I think the list of cat lovers above is truly inspiring
But the mentioned historical figures who absolutely hated cats
I find some of their actions truly despicable as a matter of fact
Two other famous ailurophiles were T.S. Eliot and Ernest Hemingway
Two more ailurophobes were Julius Caesar and Napoleon Bonaparte
A modern day fireman in Wisconsin has proposed that all cats now be shot on sight
The cruelty some humans display for our earthly neighbors should fill us all with fright
Ferocious or Faithful Felines – Are They Truly Your Personal Friend or Foe?
As a cat lover, all I ask is that if you don’t like them – Please Leave Them Alone
on the other hand, and I'm ashamed of this Wisconsin fireman (maybe he wasn't BORN here!), a lack of fondness for ANY type of animal DOES NOT excuse a wish to destroy them!
I am convinced that those who claim not to like cats are intimidated by their superior intellect, their decidedly independent natures and their crafty, clever and very admirable quality of not fawning all over humans. My 3 cats ran the gamut from chatting to singing opera (Paddington the First was fond of Aida). AND... it's just plain WRONG that they don't learn their names... if they don't respond, it's because they're not in the mood. (grin) And that's something some humans cannot tolerate. To me, it makes them even more fascinating. Ah, well... you got me going... LOVE THIS, Little Eddie! katy xox
You know better than to ask a fellow ailurophile if they like cats. If I were a cat, I'd purr reading this fine tribute to felines. :) Cats are where it's at. :)
(((HUGS))) and love, Karla. :)
loved them. That was some good stuff there.
I own both a cat and a dog. The cat's sleeping next to me right now. She's not supposed to be my cat, but I can't get rid of her. I used to carry our first family cat around in my robe pocket when she was a kitten until she outgrew it. Yes, she always thought I was her mommy after that. Yet, I'm really a dog person. LOL
TT,Your comrade in ze Lithuania
hehehehehe...purrfect informative "Creation" Pureddie!!
Love Tinky
and Down with the helocs of this earth (Hellocks?).
Your cat lover poet peer, Anna Airlurophile
Very well done article Ed.
Pat
Definitely a cat lover - had one (Mr. Fats) that lived 23 years (8 of those on three legs!) ... outstanding write - Bravo!!
Best to you,
Robert
~Carole
love.
eileen