DPS Comics

In Conjunction With

Dog Gone Good, Inc.,

Proudly Presents

Our Latest Comic Book Series

From Our New Detective Division

-Intro-

His beat is one of the toughest

In the entire pet detective world

It’s none other than Atlantic City, NJ

Drinking, Gambling, Drugs, and Girls

But he knows these wild streets

Better than anyone else around

He’s our own Ruff ‘N Ready Rufuz

The Sharpest Pet Detective in Town

If any pet is in any trouble around here

Ruff ‘N Ready Rufuz soon sniffs them out

And when the perpetrators see him comin

They soon tremble and high tail it all about

He patrols these wicked city streets

Twenty Four Hours almost every day

Every pet in Atlantic City knows him

And soon every pet abuser’s gonna pay

Whether there’s a pet kidnapping for ransom

A strung out car hop who’s harassin a tiny mutt

Or a drunken gambler throwin beer cans at a cat

Detective Ruff ‘N Ready Rufuz soon kicks their butts

Ruff ‘N Ready Detective Rufuz also has a human sidekick

Who some compare to Watson, old Detective Holmes’ friend

And just like the very humorous old Sherlock Holmes himself

Our Detective Rufuz likes to kid his human friend without end

“Where we headin tonight, Boss?”

“Why, it’s elementary, my dear Matlock!”

“It is?

But I keep telling ya that it’s Matlack,

Not Matlock, like that other old guy on TV.”

“Precisely, my dear Matlock!”

“Huh?!”

“And it’s quite dark out now, my friend,

You can take off your sunglasses any time.”

“Gee, Thanks, Boss!”

©2006, DPS Comics

Ruff ‘N Ready Rufuz

And His Human Pal

Will Both be Aboard

The DPS Summer Cruise

Providing Ship’s Security

Detective Rufuz

Has also agreed

To Pawograph

Collector’s Edition Copies

Of His New Comic Book

While Making His Rounds

Who Knows What

His Human Sidekick

Will Be Up To

All Week

But It Will Probably

Be Quite Hilarious!