DPS Comics

Is Very Proud to Present

A Brand New Comic Book Series

That We Know

Your Entire Family Will Enjoy

-Intro-

Beaver Falls, Pennsylvania

A small family friendly town

With one of the most entertaining

True Blue American families around

The population of Beaver Falls

Is just a very few thousand folks

But there’s lots of really good times

Plenty of music and some real good jokes

The matriarch of our small town family

Is none other than one Granny Rhonda

She’s got a hubby named Grandpa Joe

Whom you’ll soon learn she’s very fond ‘a

Granny Rhonda and her music loving husband

Recently formed the new Beaver Falls Band

It’s a remarkable little Beaver Falls ensemble

Filled with all sorts of musicians quite grand

Bucky Beaver is the lead singer

Tom Turkey like Joe plays a guitar

Old Rocky Raccoon’s on the fiddle

And Granny’s rockin that bass in the yard

And every Sunday afternoon after church services

There’s real down home cookin in Granny’s backyard

Where that new Beaver Falls Band is makin great music

And the grandkids are laughin singin and playin real hard

Beaver Falls these summer days is truly a wonderful place to live

And Granny Rhonda usually gives everyone some real sage advice

There used to be an evil old witch livin down by the Beaver River

But Granny and her grandson finally convinced her to see the light

If you’re desperately searching for some great family entertainment

And you’re trying to drag your family away from the TV set these days

We here at DPS Comics think this brand new series might be the answer

We hope you’ll check it out very soon and – Welcome to Beaver Falls, PA!

©2006, DPS Comics

Granny Rhonda, Grandpa Joe,

And Their Entire Beaver Falls Band

Have Graciously Accepted Our Invitation

To Sail With Us on the Summer Ghost Cruise

Where They Will All Be Signing

Copies of Their Brand New Comic Book

And You Will Not Want to Miss

Listening to the Lively Tunes

Of the Soon to Be Famous

Beaver Falls Band,

Including Their Latest Hit:

The Beaver Falls Boogie

“Out in Beaver Falls past the city limits sign
There's a rockin band out near the county line
And old Granny’s yard really starts a jumpin
 When the new Beaver Falls Band starts to play”

Go, Granny, Go!