I was gonna post the next chapter

In the Epic Battle of The Eds,

Until I read this on AD yesterday:

“Oh yes, he can fool everyone but me,

Because I was his nurse, on the Isle of Capri,

When he was just plain Ed, and he married me,

His Big brother, Jersey Devil, was our Best Man,

All before my Pee Wee Ed cooked up his crazy plan.

And Rufuz, our loyal family dog, cared for us all,

Now he says he doesn’t know me, of all the gall!

 Now that I've exposed him, I hope he'll be happy,

For never again, will he get to see Ed Island, or me!”

Tiger Lily Ed

From Her Extremely Cruel Poem,

Shapeshifting Dog ED

Oh, how I’ve tried to block out these memories

But now she has posted them for all on AD to see

I guess since they say that all is fair in love and war

I may as well finish this sad story she started about me

Yes, it’s true ; all those many years ago I was shipwrecked

And somehow, barely alive, I washed up on the Isle of Capri

And yes, Tiger Lily Ed managed to nurse me back to health

Although I suffered from total amnesia, she cooed, “Marry Me!”

But without consulting me about who we should invite

She flew in my Jersey Devil Brother, to be Her Best Man

And now, in retrospect, as I think back on those Capri days

This must have all been part of her extremely diabolical plan

After the wedding ceremony was over, Jersey Devil Ed stayed on

I guess I always knew there was something going on between them

So ten years after my brother arrived for our wedding day ceremony

I sadly boarded my old ship and left Capri, never looking back again

And as you can see in this old picture, the day I sailed away, forever

Neither my brother nor my wife even glanced my way to say good-bye

At least faithful old Rufuz looks like he’s extremely sad to see me leave

And I guess I better just end this poem now, cause I think I’m gonna cry

Some people wonder why the War between the Ed Clan will never end

Giving Jersey Devil my wife, our dog, and the very lovely Isle of Capri

Should have been quite enough for both Jersey Devil and Tiger Lily Ed

And yet, they so very eagerly plot to take even Ed Island away from me

And I’m sorry this very sad tale had to be posted here in AD

But they started it…So very long ago

And I’m not putting this poem in my comic book,

It’s just too darn heart wrenching for kids to read.

I bet they made a fortune on the Villa, too…

…2007, An Extremely Sad Mr. Pee Wee Noah Ed