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When We Ancient Eds Were Yodelin Cowboys

by Mr. Ed — Read all 1,530 poems by Mr. Ed

Monday, April 14, 2008


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While Off Ridin The Range

This Past Weekend,

I Soon Found Myself,

A Yodelin Again

 

Sixth in the ‘Ed’ Series,

‘When We Ancient Eds Were-’

My Ed Photo Albums Go Back a Long Ways,

And a Fond Memory or Two, They Always Stir

 

 

I don’t recollect exactly what year it was

When we Brothers Ed were ridin that train

Good old Rufuz was travelin with us then

He was howlin up a storm, watchin the rain

 

And would you believe it, Mr. Gene Autry,

The Yodelin Cowboy himself, came stridin in

And he and old Rufuz soon started a yodelin

That classic cowboy tune, ‘Don’t Fence Me In’

 

Gene was mighty impressed with old Rufuz

And he soon signed all of us to a recording deal

He also came up with our name, ‘The Howlin Eddies’

He said that it had a mighty fine, Singin Cowboy Appeal

 

But Rufuz was actually the only one of us who could carry a tune

And he got awfully upset, when he wasn’t even given the top billing

So, just like everything else we Brothers Ed had tried, this quickly failed

But let me tell ya, Buckaroos, cuttin them three records, was mighty thrillin

 

Ya Might Have Even Heard ‘Em, Too:

 

‘Old Edvard, Ya Been A Snorin Mighty Darn Hard’

 

And:

 

‘The Day Old Jersey Ed Took The 3:10 to Wal-Mart’

 

And:

 

‘Pee Wee, Don’t Go Sneakin ‘Round That Tee Pee’

 

 

And if you ever still hear any of ‘em bein played on the radio

Don’t you be feelin sorry for good old Ruff ‘N Ready Rufuz

Without we Eds even knowin it, Gene had given him our royalties

We three Brothers Ed are kinda dumb, but Rufuz, he ain’t no dufuz

 

 

©2008, A Real Nostalgic Mr. Pee Wee Ed

 

 

(And Don’t Tell Our Brother Jersey Ed;

He Still Don’t Know About Rufie Boy’s

Secret Bank Account and Stock Portfolio.)

 

(And In Case Any of You Are Wonderin,

Edvard Made Me Wear a Fake Mustache,

And Stand On An Old Wooden Crate,

For This Howlin Eddie Photo Shoot.)

 

 

I want to ride to the ridge where the west commences,

And gaze at the moon ‘til I lose my senses,

And I can't stand hobbles,

And I can't abide any old fences,

So, don't fence me in.

 

 

 
  


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Reviewed by Walt Hardester
Reviewed on April 17, 2008
Thanks so much for a smile this afternoon Ed. I needed it like a cowhand need a whiskey to wash down the trail dust.

Walt

Reviewed by Jerry Engler
Reviewed on April 17, 2008
No wonder the Indian maidens like you sneaking around the tepees. Old PeeWee, you really are the loveliest Ed...Jerry

Reviewed by Douglas Bentley
Reviewed on April 16, 2008
Ed - Here's some old trivia - who was one of the original Yodelin
Cowgirls?
I'll give ya some hints:
First C&W woman to sell a million of her hit
"I Want to be a Cowboy's Sweetheart"
She was from Hope, Arkansas
Her maiden name was Blevin's
Had 11 brothers - one being my grandfather.
We knew her as Aunt Ruby.
Doug
Thanks for reminding me off her!!


Reviewed on April 14, 2008
COWBOYZ? MORE LIKE BOW-WOW BOYZ!

The Riders of The Purple Sage are probably turning over in their Graves! LAFFIN' ...

And, for all you Gene Autry fans - he STOLE Roy Rogers title "King of the Cowboys"
while Ole Leonard Sly (RR) was in the ARMY, servin' his country! Remember havin' fistfights over it!

AND --- Rufuz made another MINT as Stand-In for BULLET, didd all them thar dangerous STUNTS --- that's why his growth wuz STUNTED!

"At night I tread the barren waste, without a taste - of Water - cool, clear Water ..."

YIPPEE-KI-Yo-Ki-YAY!

Reviewed on April 14, 2008
Such cavortin' adventures these brothers Ed get into! Now they're yodle-deodle-ti'n...good thing Ruf was along to bail 'em out. It'd be dangerous if they DID get fenced in! ~~ Yodle-deodle-ti, yodle-ti...

Micke

Reviewed by Karen Palumbo
Reviewed on April 14, 2008
"The Howlin Eddies"???? More like the "Rough and Tumble Eddies"! What a hilarious hoot....

Be always safe,
Karen

Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan
Reviewed on April 14, 2008
wonderful!!

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on April 14, 2008
well my goodness you howlin ed's have my vote for winning the cma best record and best everything else;-)!hee haw yoo ha and hoooie!
Rufuz is da dawg!!! keep making me laugh,it's worth a million yodel's !lol

tiger
lily

Reviewed by ~ Holly Harbridge (Reader)
Reviewed on April 14, 2008
Yodelin Cowboy's...oh well who cares? You's all look so damn good, espcially Edvard...take a good look at him...looks a bit like the old guy on the Ponderosa. Funny! Lol

Reviewed by Charlie
Reviewed on April 14, 2008
Yeee-haw! Very fun write. --lovin' Fee's remark... --Charlie

Reviewed on April 14, 2008
Yodel on! LOL

Maybe you ought to get together with two of my favorite yodeling singers Taylor Ware and Kata Hay!! :) Delightful write; very well penned, Ed! Thanks for the smiles! Loved this!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D (Can yodel a little, but not too much; don't want to hurt myself! LOL)

Reviewed by Lew Duffey
Reviewed on April 14, 2008
Wild write. You would enjoy my book, "Immaculate White Smoke." Arty is a cowboy and he can't do anything right either.
God Bless,
Lew

Reviewed by Jeanette Cooper
Reviewed on April 14, 2008
Love it! I haven't heard that old song in a long time. Gene Autry was my favorite cowboy and I used to pay ten cents to go to the movies and see him. Good humor.

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on April 14, 2008
PeeWee, I hope you have learned at last to ride that horse of yours facing the right way, you havin' nightmares thinking you ridin' horse without a head (Jersey told me that and Ruffie confirmed it, so, don't deny)

Edvard the Elder

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on April 14, 2008
Don't worry bout Ruffies secret accounts and such, he told me about them & I am not too proud to live off my dogs earnings...but he is very frugal, that is why we still live in this old wreck...RUFUZ & ed

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on April 14, 2008
Ah dang, I knewed I sawd you three vermin somewhere before, ya all played down at Fee's Massage, Bar and World of Women, I am sure...

fee

Reviewed on April 14, 2008
You should be fenced in, wha Gene howling along with ya, but you're looking good on that cover!

Reviewed on April 14, 2008
Yodel-le-he-whooooooooooooooo! Love this one, Ed, can't yodel worth beans. Although I sing in concert with tornado sirens - a sound none should hear. LOL Well penned, Ed, thanks for the smiles this morning!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Christine Alwin
Reviewed on April 14, 2008
I kid you Not! Last night I heard the strangest howling,, calls,, cries,,, went on and on for 20 minutes,, I thought I was going insane,, Guess not,, it must of been the neighbors playing their Howlin Eddies Cd,,,
Christine

Reviewed on April 14, 2008
Ole Evard sure can be bossy! I'll rush right out and try to find those cd's


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