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Another Animal News Story,
Just Too Good, Not To Report
“His presence by my side is protection
Against all my fears of dark and unknown things.
He has promised to wait for me... whenever... wherever –
In case I need him.
And I expect I will - as I always have.
He is my dog.”
Gene Hill
Over the recent Memorial Day Weekend
A very naked man passed out near the sea
His clothes were scattered all about him
Causing many a perturbed sunbather to flee
Luckily for this resident of Landisville, NJ
His faithful canine friend stayed by his side
Just before the newspaper snapped this photo
His human’s exposed privates, his dog did hide
We often take for granted our devoted canine pals
But to me this truly proves they are man’s best friend
Can you imagine this passed out human’s embarrassment
If his canine friend hadn’t covered his humongous rear end?
The naked man was removed from the beach by the police department
He claims that eating deviled eggs caused deliria and made him disrobe
He has been released into the protective custody of his canine best friend
But a local police official says this is not the end of this investigative probe
©2008, Mr. Ed
Legal Disclaimer:
Any similarities at all
Between this picture,
This newspaper story,
And an AD member
By the name
Of Ed Matlack,
And his dog Rufuz,
Is purely coincidental.
Much peace, love, and light,
Amber "V"
Blessings and GIGGLES ~~ Micke
He had the clear presence of mind to keep both his HAT and his SOCKS on!
Any person of sound mind, who is just temporarily WHACKED out of it from WEED -
KNOWS this is the proper attire on the beach . SEA ISLE CITY - where the Rich & Famous often congregate thusly!
AND RUFUZ DISAVOWS ANY KNOWLEDGE OF ANY POSTERIOR PROTECTION!
TK.
Fee
You can see by his all over tan
Of his handsome body the cop was not a fan
He was just jealous, & Rufuz did thankfully cover that cute little can...he & me
God Bless,
Lew
Better yet, send the picture to her.
Edvard the Elder
(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :) >tears! <
Laughing through tears - you KNOW Ed is going to have to respond - better hide now!!
(((HUGS))) and love, Karla. *tears*