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It Just Never Ends

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Saturday, June 13, 2009

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“It snowed last year,

So I made a snowman,

But my brother knocked it down,

So I knocked my brother down,

Then Ma made us make up.

But I still owe him for that!”

Music: Trouble

I thought the Ed wars were over

I thought it would be a super dawn

Then, Ma started calling, all perturbed

She found this picture on her front lawn

It seems Brother Edvard’s campaign

To help his old Brother Jersey Ed out

Has taken a terrible turn, for the worse

It was Jersey’s lack of gratitude, no doubt

It seems now, instead of sending those Depends

Old Brother Edvard is raising his own diaper army

Ma said the Swedish newspaper claimed it’s ‘war’

And this Diaper Brigade is a sailing for New Jersey

“Ma, what the heck do you want me to do?

I’m planning my spring fishing trip, right now;

You know these two just can’t stop their bickering,

Can you pester Sister Tiger Lily about this somehow?”

So our dear old mother is mad at me once more

But I’m still a headin for the glorious north wood

Sister Tiger Lily, I sure hope you can do something

Our two whacky Ed brothers are again, up to no good

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Reviewed by ~ H (Reader)

Reviewed on June 16, 2009

Those legs look a tad familar. Too funny Ed. Love Holly

Reviewed by Mary Patterson

Reviewed on June 16, 2009

Keep um coming !! IT'S SO FUNNNNNY....M

Reviewed by Carolyn Red Bear (The Bear Paw)

Reviewed on June 15, 2009

Hi Ed, I don't think your Ma will be mad at ya too long, cuz wait till she hears what your brother is doing with those Depends.... And Edvard, well, you know what they say that noone can fulfill their campaign promises...

In Spirit,
Bear

Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)

Reviewed on June 14, 2009

Oh my..you in big trouble this time dear man.....please STAY SAFE and well...Hugsss

Reviewed by Felix Perry

Reviewed on June 14, 2009

Yep the fish are calling and when the trout are biting they don't care whether there is a war of a love in...go get wm buddy and let the brothers duel it out.

fee

Reviewed by Patrick Granfors

Reviewed on June 13, 2009

A day of fishing trumps depends any time. That's why they have all the trees. pg

Reviewed by Ray { The Great Canadian Buzzard }

Reviewed on June 13, 2009

Sounds like the safest place for you, IS in the back woods fishing
Be kind to the buzzards and throw us a fish every now and then LOL
Don't forget those bullet proof depends are heavy and not to be used as life preservers :)
Great write, good luck with the fishing
The Buzzard

Reviewed by Walt Hardester

Reviewed on June 13, 2009

Don't Curly and Larry know this could escalate into a global conflict?
I'm about to dust off the schooner and head for Bell's island.

ARRRRRRRR

Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado

Reviewed on June 13, 2009

Oh. My. LORD!! LOL You are too much, you know that, Ed?? Too funny; thanks for the laugh; we really could use some here in *Stormy* Texas! Well done; bravo!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :)

Reviewed by E T Waldron

Reviewed on June 13, 2009

Brother Pee Wee you have a nice fishing trip and don't let them war lovin brothers stop you. We all love the fish you bring home for us ,and i can't wait to get some. I'll do my best with the brothers,i got all the den gals to help me if it gets out of hand, so, go fish my brother;-)

love
tiger lily

Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner

Reviewed on June 13, 2009

*ducking* lots of ... stuff flyin' round in this war, I don't want to be a casualty!! You're gonna get it, you know?!? Well done, Ed. I think.

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Christine Alwin

Reviewed on June 13, 2009

Ed the North Woods are calling..run..lol and have a great trip! Maybe if your brothers settle down a bit...you can share some of your fish with them :) but not until eh?

Reviewed by Joyce Bowling

Reviewed on June 13, 2009

Nothing like a family feud...creative my friend...enjoyed!
Blessings,
Joyce B.

Reviewed by Ed Matlack

Reviewed on June 13, 2009

First you guys didn't want a war to start,
Now not even mom can tear you and Edvark apart,
Leaving poor Tiger lily & I in the middle,
Trying to of both of you to show we got heart,
We can't take sides so as for me,
If its a war ya want, before you to fishing depart,
Know this that when you come back only one will be left standing,
For its all or nothing dear brother, with one the Den will be banding...Ed

Reviewed by Georg Mateos

Reviewed on June 13, 2009

Now you hear your miserable woods bum, confused as you are after so many "I will get yah!" in the head from Mean Tall Woman you gonna an manipulate that Jersey Ed picture in Swedish papers when he visiting me and go guard duty to chase all the au-natural blondies around here.
But if you want trouble...I have a dozen canuck aiming for your rear your distasteful and ungrateful brother.
I am sending a cobra in your name and packet as present to that Apache of yours, goooooood luuuuuuuuuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

EDvard pure as snow Ole Brother

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