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Swedish Meatballs - Chapter III

by Mr. Ed — Read all 1,530 poems by Mr. Ed

Thursday, October 8, 2009


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“Hey, Brother Pee Wee Ed,

Ma is on a flight home from Sweden;

The Queen just couldn’t take it anymore,

Her continuing visit, would surely be our end.”

 

A Recent E-Mail From Brother Edvard

 

I just couldn’t believe my saddened old Ed eyes

When I read that e-mail, from my Brother Edvard

My brother had given in, to the Queen of the Night

And I knew that our dear old Ma, would take it hard

 

But luckily, I knew that our dear sister, Tiger Lily Ed

Was flying her trusty broom to Sweden, right about now

And very luckily, she had her cell phone on, during flight

“Pee Wee Ed, I’ll rescue dear Ma, some way, somehow!”

 

And true to her Ed word, Sister Tiger Lily, has managed it

She somehow found the very flight, that dear old Ma was on

And now, at this very moment, she is flying her back to Sweden

She called back to tell me they are nearly across the Big Old Pond

 

And somehow, utilizing her immense black magic and wizardry

Tiger Lily was able to snap this picture, right after her daring rescue

I can even see that good old Sis also has The Buzzard safely in tow

I know that old Brother Edvard, is gonna catch hell from Sister, too

 

“Thank You, Thank You, My Dearest Daughter, Tiger Lily Ed!

I can’t believe that you found your dear old Ma, on this flight;

And just wait until we get our hands on that Sonny Boy, Edvard,

Thinking he can push me aside, for that Red Queen of the Night!”

 

“You’re Welcome, Ma; and I’m With You, All The Way,

And I’d Like You To Meet The Buzzard; His Name is Ray.”

 

“Well, Hello There, Buzzard Ray; You Smell Awfully Good!

Tiger Lily, did you bring the BBQ Sauce and Hickory Wood?”

 

YIKES!

 

And The Very Best of Luck,

To My Dear Old Brother Edvard;

Being Yelled At By Both Ma and Sis,

I’d Really Hate To Be In His Backyard.

 

 

©2009, His Brother Pee Wee Wolfman Ed

 
 


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Reviewed by Ann Scarborough
Reviewed on October 25, 2009
I have to agree with Mary. Can't wait to read more.
annie

Reviewed by m j hollingshead
Reviewed on October 17, 2009
enjoyed the read

Reviewed by Mary Jones
Reviewed on October 12, 2009
this is becoming quite an epic, but what fun it is, keep them flowing, we want to know whats happening on that side of the world, even if they cant seem to keep out of trouble
love and hugs
mary etta

Reviewed on October 9, 2009
Wolfman! I seen somewhere you will be in sorted halves & such...just to let you know your parts won't go to waste as I have made an offering to help with those spare parts over there at Lord Nosferatu Incubus...
with the depths of darkness as my shroud of hidden spies:

Sincerely Bound By Incantations,
Poetess Victoria...The Dark Pestilence of Romance
Archaic Mistress of Caliginous Temptations

Reviewed by Karen Palumbo
Reviewed on October 8, 2009
Hey, what happened to the meatballs made with eel? Did you lose them in flight?

Be always safe,
Karen

Reviewed by Lori Moore
Reviewed on October 8, 2009
Thanks for the laugh.

Reviewed on October 8, 2009
You guys got a stop these internecine fights and flights and ......, and show some respect for your elders, doesnt matter if they're in drag, come on now. Blessings! Jasmin Horst

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on October 8, 2009
If'n dear Tiger Lily is anything like dear Pee-wee & the oldest Edvark(d), she is likely going in the wrong direction as none of that clan, ceptin' Jersey can find their way out of a walk-in closet...JD

Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Reviewed on October 8, 2009
Does this mean that there are mre meatballs to go around? Patrick

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on October 8, 2009
Too funny as always when the family gets in a spin poor old Edvard just can't win.
fee

Reviewed on October 8, 2009
I've had it with all this family drama. I get more respect in Norlunz. Edvard and I have hidden the double coffin, Mama can have him all day but I am QUEEN of his night.

Reviewed by Christine Alwin
Reviewed on October 8, 2009
..such a great photo Tiger Lily captured, now I hope she takes Mama right back to Edvard! besides I really wanted to meet her at the party,,,I think we could get some good stories out of her :)

Reviewed by Annabel Sheila
Reviewed on October 8, 2009
Hilarious and very entertaining write, Ed! Loved it!

Anna

Reviewed on October 8, 2009
Ed,

Very humourous write. Tiger Lily sounds like a pain!

Mary

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on October 8, 2009
Dear and ungrateful brother PeeWee, We, the Lord of the Manor have engaged a fleet of Romanians Vampires to suck the jeebeezes of any witxh flying or otherwise and throw the empty skins bags on the cauldron of my Zombie Bride, Red Queen of the Night of the Ten Thousand Lashes...if you really love Ma give her a call before she's dry like a bony sparerib on your supper plate!

EDvard, most gracious Ole Brother


Reviewed by Darryn Murphy
Reviewed on October 8, 2009
good write

Reviewed on October 8, 2009
*Laffin' too hard to review* Oh, my sides!! Ed, yer killin' me!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

Reviewed on October 8, 2009
Well when the Mouth finds out I'm gone, me thinks there will be hell to pay LOL

I wonder if Tiger Lily will stop at a burger place, I could use a burger or three :)
As you know there is no food at the Mouths jail, the rat was starting to look good

Enjoyed Ed
Have a great day
The Buzzard


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