Ma Read Edvard’s Poem Yesterday,
And She Thought He Was Real Mean;
Now, She Says She May Stay in Sweden,
For Several More Months, After Halloween
YIKES!
“An ounce of mother,
Is worth a pound of clergy.”
An Old Spanish Proverb
Our Ma, Tiger Lily, and the Buzzard
Arrived at the castle, quite unexpectedly
“Ma??! I thought you were long gone?!”
“Sonny Boy, you may never get rid of me!”
“But how did you get past my Vampire Forces?”
“Luckily, Tiger Lily’s Zapper Wand, worked fine;
And now, Sonny, please show us some hospitality,
Do you have any more of that luscious Blood Wine?”
“But, Ma…”
“And you had better put your pants back on,
And find a room for your sister, right away;
And, find a place for the Buzzard here to stay,
He will be with us now, until Halloween Day.”
“But, Ma…”
“And you better clean that Master Bedroom,
God only knows what you have been up to;
And, make some meatballs for your guests,
My boy, Edvard, you now have plenty to do.”
“But, Ma, are you positive you want to stay here?
You will probably not relish my Halloween Bash!!”
“I am looking forward to meeting all of your guests,
Now, go put your pants on, and don’t give me any sass.”
“Yes, Ma…”
“An ounce of our Ma Ed,
Is worth several pounds of clergy.”
An Old Ed Brother Saying
©2009, His Brother Pee Wee Wolfman Ed
Who Now Feels Sorry For His Old Brother Edvard,
Spending Several Months With Ma, Is Gonna Be Hard!
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God bless you. Kathy
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SOME -SICKO - SWEDISH MEATBALLS ? TK.
I think EDvard should be nicer to his Ma, what a wonderful lady, she told me I looked good enough to eat
Enjoyed the write, although I will admit I laughed so hard I had to dry my eyes
The Buzzard
(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D LOL
Is worth several pounds of clergy.”
An Old Ed Brother Saying
Oh my, my, my. You have no idea of the significance this universal truth. Our "rotation with mother starts Monday" Only it's for real and does this sound familiar. Patrick
And ain't no wearing no pants!
Old EDvard, laughing himself sick!