A Pretty Wild and Entertaining,
Ancient Ed Family News Flash;
It Appears that Old Brother Edvard,
Saved Lots of Things, From Our Past.
“Don’t send him up here,
I got enough problems…”
Ed ‘Jersey Devil’ Matlack
“Don’t you dare send him out this way,
I never liked that mean old Cousin Ed!”
Eileen ‘Tiger Lily Ed’ Waldron
Our very wild old cousin, Ed Goggen
Recently escaped, from a southern jail
And, he’s now been spotted, headin north
With three old hounds, and two other males
I heard that he contacted Brother Edvard, in Sweden
Who told Cousin Ed, to head up the New Jersey shore
He told our Cuz, that Brother Jersey, would hide ‘em all
For at least the next several months, and hell, maybe more
“How the hell are we gonna find old Jersey Ed, way up there?”
Our wild old cousin, Ed Goggen and his pals, asked wily old Edvard
“I’m gonna Fed-Ex you boys a pair of Brother Jersey’s old jockeys,
Hell, just follow the scent, Cousin; it surely ain’t gonna be real hard!”
I just heard that old Cousin Ed and his pals, received that package
And, they are now somewhere in the vicinity of Jersey’s motor home
I’d sure hate to be the canine or the man, who had to sniff out that trail
But I sure hope Brother Jersey Ed pens a real nice ‘Welcome, Cuz, Poem!’
And don’t our old Cousin Ed Goggen,
Remind you of our old Brother Edvard?
I can recollect when I was a real young Ed,
Those two were always a schemin, in our yard.
And Good Luck To My Old Brother Jersey Ed,
Old Brother Edvard Is A Lot Meaner Than Me;
He Even Told ‘Em All About Jersey’s New Car,
Now That’s Real Danged Mean, Sure As Can Be.
Our very wild old cousin, Ed Goggen,
Recently escaped from a southern jail;
And, he’s now been spotted headin north,
With three old hounds, two other escapees,
And, Some Real Nasty Lookin Underwear!
“Don’t you just love it,
When our old Ed Family
Hangs out its dirty laundry?!”
Georg ‘Edvard’ Mateos
©2010, A Real Amused Brother Pee Wee Ed
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(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D
For Jersey butt dust does consume
All life force so now it seems
Goggen's reunion's reduced to dreams
fee
Yay Birmingham jail. Down in the valley, the valley so low...
Maybe my brain is tired after 3 hrs of KF.
I hope they don't give Bro Jersey a bad time, you know we call him devil, but he's quite harmless! ole Edvard should have taken them in and taught them a lesson. I'll be prayin for Jersey,and maybe you can go and help him, Pee Weeeeeeeeeeee,your the brains in the family,and you know how to handle animals. sis tl
EDvard Ole Brother
(ps: they haven't shown up here yet & I hope they get pinched before hand as I don't want no visitors...e)
Anna