“When he was a kid, he was such a nerd,
He would only talk to the dogs & a particular bird,
He would bark at the dinner table & sniff our behinds.”
A.D. Member Ed Matlack,
'My Brudder Mr. Ed Was Such a Nerd'
What an ungrateful sibling he still truly is
His latest poem has our dear old Ma upset
She can’t believe that he’s called me a ‘Nerd’
When her Jersey Devil still doesn’t wear pants yet
He was a very wild and uncivilized little brat of a brother
Who would even watch old Howdy Doody, butt-naked
While our mother would always make me watch over him
And carry clothes and supplies for ‘smelly butt’ Jersey Ed
“Now, Pee Wee, don’t forget to carry his favorite blanket,
And have you got some clean diapers for him in your bag?
And, I sure hope you’re bringing a few rolls of toilet paper,
You know he poops in the grass, and then does that fanny drag.”
“Aw, Ma, why do I always have to carry all this crappy stuff for him?
Can’t I just let him run wild? Maybe I can just leave him in the woods!”
“Now, Now, Pee Wee Ed, he’s just a smelly little boy, who needs your help,
And you say you want to help animals – practicing on him, will do you good!”
“But Ma, his big old stinky butt really smells so awfully putrid!”
“I know dear Pee Wee Ed, but cheer up, you are a really good kid!”
©2011, His Big Brother Mr. Pee Wee Ed
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Newfie Hugs, Rose
THAT PIC LOOKS LIKE OLE 'CRAB-BUTT' WAS PLAYIN' WIF HIS 'WEE-WEE TOO!
SEEMS LIKE OLE TIMES ARE HERE AGAIN ...
'POOPER-SCOOPER' N' 'CRAB-BUTT' ... 'STROKIN' EACH OTHER ... CUZ TOM.
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Blessings,
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God bless,
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