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· My Dog Is My Hero

· Where The Redwing Sings

· Mystery of Madera Canyon

· Cemetery Island

· Gold River Canyon

· Curious Creatures - Wondrous Waifs, My Life with Animals


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· Lullabies and Legends of The Loon

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· The Dog On The Run

· The Cat Who Came For Christmas

· The 4th of July Kittens

· The Dog At The Drive-Thru Window

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· A Survivor's Tale

· Pigs, Turtles, and Bugs!


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· The Joys of Relocating With Lots of Cats and Dogs

· The Month of June is 'Adopt A Cat Month'

· The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly In Today's Pet World

· The Easter Skunk

· February is Spay and Neuter Awareness Month

· Stand Up For Senior Pets

· Hurricane Katrina - My Journey Back In Time

· Very Sadly, Not Much Has Changed In The Last Ten Years

· I Am a Dog, Not a Thing


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· Yet Another 'Holiday of Terror' for Them

· Wildwood at Sunrise

· Ode To My Cat Woman

· They Always Listen To Their Hearts

· Me and My Shadow(s)

· It's 'Be Kind To Animals Week'

· Where The Redwing Sings

· Robin's Return

· All Kinds Of Dogs

· The Midnight Raid On Donuts

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· The Daily Mews

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· Recipient of the 2006 Merial Human-Animal Bond Award

· International Writing Award

· My Animal Book Wins an Award

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My Valentine's Reply

by Mr. Ed — Read all 1,530 poems by Mr. Ed

Tuesday, February 14, 2012


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-Her Card Was Much Better Than Mine-

 

“My funny valentine,

Sweet, comic, loving, valentine,

You make me smile with my heart.”

 

Frank Sinatra,

My Funny Valentine

 

My spouse read my Valentine Poem: ‘You and Me’

Her eyes misted as she cooed “I love it, Pee Wee Ed!”

And in response, she soon recorded all eight episodes

Of my favorite new television series - ‘The Walking Dead’

 

So today, she and I, and all of our mangy canines and felines

Will now gather in our living room, munching on our favorite treats

We’ll be spending Valentine’s Day together, so very romantically

I just hope that we don’t run out of freshly gathered Road Kill meat

 

My spouse also very lovingly gave me a brand new Pooper Scooper

She said that our yard looked like some sort of horrifying wasteland

So, I quickly offered to teach her the Fine Art of Scooping It All Up

But she just smiled a huge Zombie smile and shouted ‘You Da Man!’

 

 

My extremely funny valentine,

Sweet, comic, loving, valentine,

You make me smile with my heart.

 

Thanks so very much for The Walking Dead Marathon,

And tomorrow, on that scooping, I’ll get an early start.

 

Your Loving and Extremely Appreciative Valentine,

Pee Wee Ed

 

 
     


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Reviewed on February 15, 2012
LOOKS LIKE U 2 ... DESERVE EACH OTHER !!!

HOPE THE SCOOPIN' WENT WELL 2DAY !

Reviewed by Vivian Dawson
Reviewed on February 14, 2012
Laughter that can make the heart
grow stronger *Mr Ed* you penned it!

Lady Vivian
P.S. I too like the "Walking Dead" series.

Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on February 14, 2012
when it comes to humor, you leave all behind ;)

Reviewed on February 14, 2012
Fun write, Mr. Ed; happy Valentine's Day!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Texas, Karen Lynn. :D

Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Reviewed on February 14, 2012
Clark (Pee Wee) Kent...aka Pooper Man

Reviewed by Laura Fall
Reviewed on February 14, 2012
A sweet and humorous Valentine poem indeed Laura

Reviewed by Annabel Sheila
Reviewed on February 14, 2012
Hahahahahaha!!! Now that's a different way to celebrate such a romantic occasion......thanks for the laughter!!! Happy Valentine's Day to you and your wife!!!! And of course all your pets!

Anna

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on February 14, 2012
If anybody can scoop poop good, its my brother Pee wee....Jurseeeeeeeeeeeey

Reviewed by John Domino
Reviewed on February 14, 2012
A GREAT Valentine! Very ture to life and sincere. Today I am completing the gardening that she said needs to be done. Yes, she wanted to help but, "I am Da Man!" Way to go Ed!

Blessings, love and peace to you and your bride,

John Michael Domino

Reviewed by Mary Ann Biddinger
Reviewed on February 14, 2012
Sweet and comical ~ Happy Valentine's Day to both of you.
Lady Mary Ann


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