-Be Very Careful Out There This Howloween-
Who Knows
What Evil Lurks
In The Hearts of Men?
Around Two A.M.
Our Pit Bull woke me
Highway could not wait
He really, really, had to pee
As I soon stumbled out our front door
With extremely weary, blood shot eyes
I soon realized the weather had changed
What a very chilling and ghastly surprise
The temperature had now dropped
And a thick, wet mist had rolled in
I couldn’t see a single bloody thing
Thick as pea soup – deadly and grim
As Highway and I cautiously marched on
We heard eerie noises in the thick, black air
My vigilant dog sensed something was amiss
So now we both nervously peered everywhere
Soon, a loud, frightening, ‘tap, tap, tapping’
Seemed to be approaching us, extremely fast
And, terrifying sounds of sharp, heavy claws
On the dark wet pavement, now had us aghast
Highway and I both now stood there frozen
Convinced that evil monsters were closing in
When suddenly, we spotted Pepe The Poodle
Being led by the cane wielding old Mrs. Jenkins
As my very dour old neighbor and her tiny poodle
Now brushed past us in the dark, eerie, misty night
I soon heard her whispering to her tiny black furball
“I knew that these two were big scaredy cats, all right.”
My extremely embarrassed Pit Bull is still pouting about this
And I can’t believe my elderly neighbor had taken us by surprise
But I know that there was something just not right in what we saw
Both old Mrs. Jenkins and Pepe had something sinister in their eyes
Who knows what evil lurks
In the hearts of men,
(And in elderly neighbor ladies
And their tiny black poodles)?
Certainly, Not I…
©October 2012, Scaredy Cat Wolfman Ed
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For this little lady and tiny fur ball
maybe a sorcerer and a black panther tonight !
Lady Mary Ann
So now we both nervously pee-ed everywhere
... which wouldn't surprise me one little bit, knowing how you and your pooches do EVERYTHING together! Happy Howloween, Ed! :)) xx
Ron
in the dead of night?
*Mr Ed* Your story told
well to beware!!
Lady Vivian
REMINDS ME OF MY OLD WEENIE POEM ...
TWO MEN WHO GAMBOLED LATE ...
SPOOKY !
Joy L. Hale
Deborah
Cheers,
Dan
budd
Anna
Enjoyed this Mr. Ed and could see you both
nervously out there!
Love and Light
Lily