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Meatloaf Matlack

by Mr. Ed — Read all 1,530 poems by Mr. Ed

Tuesday, May 12, 2015


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“Friendship is not something that you learn in school.
But if you haven’t learned the meaning of friendship,
You really haven’t learned anything at all.”

Muhammad Ali

Music: “Can You Feel The Love Tonight?”

He is never satisfied with having peace
He always wants to start another war
He is spreading lies about me, again
So I am forced to retaliate, once more

This is the actual picture from our childhood
I’m the kid on the left – nicknamed ‘Pee Wee’
He is the oafish one, dressed in a Potato Sack
Everyone always called him – ‘Meatloaf Eddie’

And as you can see, I was a very dapper dresser
In my extremely stylish turtleneck sweater and tie
He outgrew his clothes so fast, he wore potato sacks
When the kids called him Meatloaf, he would always cry

So I guess I took pity on him, and I let him hang out with me
But he has never forgiven me, for moving out of New Jersey
So now he constantly makes up nasty stories and lies about me
Even though I am the only friend he had, as you can plainly see

And now, his bitterness has also been vented on Facebook
He is not satisfied, with attacking me here, on Author’s Den
Even though we are both now a very long way from childhood
His extremely childish attacks on me, will most likely, never end

©May 2015, The Only Real Friend He Ever Had, Mr. Pee Wee Ed




  


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Reviewed on May 19, 2015
Dear Cuz Mr. Ed Peewee ...

It is such a shame that like poor ole Charlie Brown, "why is everybody always pickin on me?" ... everybody is always pickin on poor ole Fat-Ass "Meatloaf" Matlack.

In his defense, I just posted a comment on his recent "bitch" about "Life After Life".

You might want to check it out ? Luv ...

Cuz Sir Cur ... The One-Eth ...


Reviewed by Ruan Mills
Reviewed on May 18, 2015
Sometimes in life, no matter what we do, we are not appreciated.



Gotta love that photo!!!

Rx

Reviewed by CHANTI LACE
Reviewed on May 16, 2015
Well done...enjoyed this.. reminds me of someone I used to know..Hugss

Reviewed by Andy Turner
Reviewed on May 12, 2015
Hmmm, come see me. For a small fee I can set you free. Here in the Mendip's we can assist many dark friendships. MAHUHWAHWAHWAH!

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on May 12, 2015
For staters, BITE ME, Hull...

Enjoyed this fantastical story of the real us,
Told you all he was a blowhard & liar,
And he was always taking the short bus,
Hell, I even taught my "dear" brother how to cuss,
And to be honest I don't see why we are experiencing all this fuss,
And dear old Ma told me to never of this discuss,
But his name is not really Ed or even Pee Wee,
His name is actually Gus...-e-

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on May 12, 2015
The only thing missing is your companion, Pete, by your side with that circle around his eye that made him so attractive.

Yes, old Ed Matlack has become a bore and childish with his attacks on little old you. I guess it was time for you to do what you do.

When I read about it, I went, "Whoopty do!

Ron

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on May 12, 2015
Thanks, Buzzard - the truth often hurts!

Reviewed on May 12, 2015
Poor Meatloaf I mean Matlack LOL
I assume you may pay dearly for this write Mr Ed, but I did enjoy reading it :)


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