She weeps, she weeps;

he cut off her conjugal rights.

She now passes through a divorce;

at first glance, no real recourse.

I took her by the hand;

she fell in love with me.

Although her beauty is only skin-deep;

her heart is sweet, and that I must keep.

Fervently I have prayed for her;

she received good news, way beyond compare.

Equitable distribution was what worried her so;

her lawyer assured her, now she's in the know.

I comforted her when she was down;

she lost her frown, and gave me love's crown.

Since then, oh my, she's treated me like a king;

I then promised to give her a fine diamond ring.

She wept, she wept;

he's lost her forever.

With humility blended with love;

we now fit together as a hand in glove.