She weeps, she weeps;
he cut off her conjugal rights.
She now passes through a divorce;
at first glance, no real recourse.
I took her by the hand;
she fell in love with me.
Although her beauty is only skin-deep;
her heart is sweet, and that I must keep.
Fervently I have prayed for her;
she received good news, way beyond compare.
Equitable distribution was what worried her so;
her lawyer assured her, now she's in the know.
I comforted her when she was down;
she lost her frown, and gave me love's crown.
Since then, oh my, she's treated me like a king;
I then promised to give her a fine diamond ring.
She wept, she wept;
he's lost her forever.
With humility blended with love;
we now fit together as a hand in glove.