She brings life to the bandstand, hence the dance floor;

they tell her she can't leave yet, don't exit out that door.

Her nickname is the Beauty Queen, every gentleman's dream;

when she's out there her face is like a brilliant sunbeam.

She's gorgeous, really, from head to toe;

if you saw her your heart would do the mambo.

Every head turns when she walks into the place;

now lonely men will desire her warm embrace.

But there was a song once, marry an ugly girl;

happy for the rest of your life, gosh what a pearl.

And so it follows that beauty is only skin-deep;

always be cautious, look before you leap.

So it goes without saying, don't judge by appearance alone;

first be happy with yourself, throw away that wishbone.

The same goes for women, beware of that good-looking man;

don't rush into it, for you might end up in the dustpan.

He brings life to the bandstand, hence the dance floor;

they tell him he can't leave yet, don't exit out that door.

While the single scene is fun, always be on guard;

there are always heartless lovers that you must discard.