my foot book
I left on lamp bed
an my breakfast rag
I washed with the evening news
paper
safer than elastic caster
rolls off the press
a line a cent for gas
prices
and an anti-entropic
heat vent
they charge so the gas doesn't heat
the joes in Bangladoe
who control the rates of the pump
per foot hour
at the current speed of light.
a status quote me situation
they all believe
without any opposition
from a similiar rendition
with the same monopoly on
economic velocity
would a moved any one
and to lie about it too!
offered a
constant discount
on moving rates
in the same bundle with
weight reduction discount tickets
air fares
they planned to lift
of the ceiling
with internet bootstraps
and social network loops
They ad just introduced
at an Einstein Centenial Celebration
at the new
Amorphous's Oblong Asymetric Building
in uptown Constant-a-noble
What it all boils down to
If I find the steam
they levied the taxes on
In brief briefs and
A short communication
If you dont want your taxes levitated
If you want to keep on moving around
get the weight off your chest
Put you mass to work
For the economy
Make the best use of our naturally
balanced resources
resourcefully
with THIS unavoidable recipe
If you want to keep making
a dollar a day
remember that paper money
is still made of priceless
and very valuable
paper
efficiency proficiency
plasticity
elasticitry
social circuitry
and anomolous mesmorationalizing
in the name of spring like applying
at both ends
Get rich slim!
Waste not want not
try a hard workout
In Ed John James and Freds'
"once around aint enough for us"
at
FABULOUS JIM
(packed and wrapped to hide your
middle)
DANDY's New World Bundled Bucket
Using Calgary as a backdrop the author satirizes the self-serving nature of the public as it continues to fatten itself, not only physically, but egotistically as well.
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