Both Old and Are'a'renewed
Were a'strolling...
patrolling
On the beaten path
for acts of violence
as A'quota offered a'add-a big payday amount
to their fragrant bank account
"Here's twenty grand"

An' they both each apprehended and arrested two crooks
a mother givng birth
four horse thiefs
An'a payroll clerk
On grounds of a unnatural fraud
"The land was caving in"
from a retroactive sexual vibration and
interest and bank fraud
Caused of deliberate high-intensity and
Unscientific land oscillations
at the best mans' chosen place
of big bank lieing
for the a'noted and a'suited
instability of the particular
money making space
at the very center of Ms. pretty pants
Onion patch

Smells too bad
the onions should sell
not too little
less to a'raise a big fee themselves
at that high rank and popular opinion

And be known of nothing else
but by its' own deflated name
"A priceless comodity"
"Unique"
"Pure"
One equals one
Said one onion to the other
"You smell alright, how am I?
And became the biggest seller at any honest bank or food store
and sold for more a-mour
With Ms.Prettypants'
Stinking Lover
Who shrunken opinion
to ate the same
eight times a day
As the rest
And selling onions both for a' more they worth

Should a one hundred barrels...?
Able feed all the folks,
ancestors
and progeny in Budapest
And a'procure an apropo harmony
in Bangladesh
And a fix a baskets worth of counting beads
For both all the bookies in China
and their pursuitors
From all the worlds' banks
....dey get over rated in price anyway

Blind Smelly Day Light
At fifty bucks a barrel
Ain't too much doe though
If I could eat horseshoes
At the price of horse manure

Yet I'd other a penny paying job arresting
Oscillating sex offenders
With pumped up charges
And to a'saved a bank
an'a shaked'up land
Though...

It's all a matter of opinion
An always a single step
a short of
the good an' best long end of the stick

That a'only so many short,long, and tall
diversified
land filled
forms
Can ago a'round
And a'fit
Around
the Earth in whole
at that thin altitude
And
a' fertilize Ms pretty pants
And
A stop the shaking
In Adeline
-her neighbors-
Pants
And
A'Land
A Penny at the bank

I'd a lived and a breathed
something else
If I'd a choice
As a bad onion like myself
ain't gonna ever smell
one others opinion
From my own smelly self