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Try to smile as best you can
For the girls will look at you!
Lie about your experience
Inflate your earnings too
Tell them that you left your ex
When she in fact left you!
Add her to your favourites
Make her feel she’s cute
You might get a date or two
If she’s not so astute!
Don’t mention you are balding
That your tummy is too big
Don’t mention anything else in fact
Just the dimensions of your left wrist
I couldn’t find anything else to rhyme there!
Yes I hope you’ll find some happiness
Mister or Miss’s right
Perseverance gets you everywhere
Just ask my three ex wives!
As long as you date sensibly
I know that you’ll do well
And enter the world of married bliss
See you there in hell!
Antony May (25th Dec 2006)
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