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Dirty Limerick # 1369
by Budd Nelson → (All Poetry by Budd Nelson)
Rated "PG13" by the Author.

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not for those who do not enjoy a little risque humor

Ole' one eye the cherry picker always hung out in Groinville near by his friends Harry and Curly looking for girls they liked to be. Harry and Curly got lazy so One Eye was going crazy in a snit to find some piece he called in Rosie for release. Rosie came down ready for gramps but her four friends were having cramps so Ole' One Eye is laying limp feeling forlorn and like a wimp.

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Reviews of "Dirty Limerick # 1369"

Reviewed by Ronald Hull

Reviewed on August 8, 2012

I sure like your character development.

Ron

Reviewed by Vivian Dawson

Reviewed on August 5, 2012

And the best laid plans
of (mice and) men....

Lady Vivian

Reviewed by pat medlin

Reviewed on August 5, 2012

funny

Reviewed by Ed Matlack

Reviewed on August 5, 2012

Be it a limerick or not does not bother me...it is funny & that is the main point...(no postings from the "not a limerick" person) e

Reviewed by Jane Noponen Perinacci

Reviewed on August 4, 2012

Oh!! Come on!! For real??

Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton

Reviewed on August 4, 2012

Sounds like bad news all around, Budd.

Reviewed by Lily of Lough Neagh C. Dennis-Woosley

Reviewed on August 4, 2012

Ehhhh, well lol.... very well done! Ehhhh good limerick... really laughing here.

:)

Love and Light
Lily

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