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Rubber Necking Trucker
by Budd Nelson → (All Poetry by Budd Nelson)
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in writing this one i had to use an old english word "scouth" for opportunity so the limerick was correctly done, i wrote the limerick in part because a friend told me my last one was not risque enough to be a true one.

3-5-2014

On a long road while going north from the south
a trucker kept spying, not losing this scouth
of the girl in the car
her head down so far
he wanted to see what she had in her mouth.

 


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 Reviews of "Rubber Necking Trucker"
Reviewed by DM Yates (Reader)
Reviewed on March 29, 2014
Oh! Hmm. Well. Way funny. Loved it.

Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Reviewed on March 12, 2014
There once was a driver named Tucker
Who witnessed a man's all day sucker
But he ran a red light and now spends each night
In a cell where he certainly must pucker

Loved it by the way. Patrick

Reviewed by John Dyhouse (Reader)
Reviewed on March 8, 2014
I like the limerick , lots, have just written a few myself. Maybe I will post a couple on here. Afraid they as as clean as the driven snow however.
However, as I did not know the word, scouth I idly googled and two dictionaries I looked at considered the word scottish and gave the pronunciation as rhyming with ruth/tooth/booth.
Still if the boot fits, LOL, rhyming with south is OK with me.

Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on March 7, 2014
Budd this one is a gem
She refused to talk while the flavor last
Peace be with you

William

Reviewed by Isabella Koldras
Reviewed on March 6, 2014
....sounds like TV ad...
....jiggle jiggle jiggle yeah...

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on March 6, 2014
Now that's a limerick that I like to have a lick of!

Ron

Reviewed by Mary Ann Biddinger
Reviewed on March 6, 2014
~Budd~
Ah!! my brother-in-law was a truck driver..spying and
sharing his stories with his impish grin. Hilarious!!
Limmerick ~ right on.

Lady Mary Ann

Reviewed by Michael Schafer
Reviewed on March 6, 2014
Ah, the joys of riding in a cab. 10-4 good buddy.

Michael D.

Reviewed by Vesna Perkovic (Reader)
Reviewed on March 6, 2014
wow loved it..am saving this short but sweet beauty!
Blessings

Vesna

Reviewed by J. Roseline
Reviewed on March 6, 2014
While not commenting on anything else I must admit , this limerick was
perfect! JK

Reviewed on March 5, 2014
Okay mister! Keep those eyes on the road while driving, no matter what the girl in the car is doing. LOL!!!

Sandie

Reviewed by June Marshall
Reviewed on March 5, 2014
You are now in a frisky love mode mister and that is good, but on the serious side, if you get a chance to type Roger Whitakers song," my silver eagle" in your browser and listen to it, I think you will relate and one you might even share with a true love.

Reviewed on March 5, 2014
My "handle" used to be "Lady Jane" when I ran sleeper with "Sky Cowboy". Oh, how I know what you mean!!! Ha haaa!!!

Love ya!

Jane


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