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Milking Love
by Budd Nelson → (All Poetry by Budd Nelson)
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another limerick

3-7-2013

Young Colin was now given more to lament
He loved sucking his wife's breasts to contentment
But now she wears pasties
since she's with baby
you see Colin is lactose intolerant


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 Reviews of "Milking Love"
Reviewed by DM Yates (Reader)
Reviewed on March 29, 2014
too funny!

Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on March 12, 2014
give mama a break
Peace be with you

William

Reviewed by G. Roscoe (Reader)
Reviewed on March 11, 2014
wow

Reviewed by Teresa Walker
Reviewed on March 10, 2014
Baby to Colin laments,in the womb it feels quite content,
Time of suckle, gives baby a chuckle,
Sometimes bad for Dad, makes baby real glad,
....its breasts that are given to please...

Giggles...
Teresa

Reviewed by steve patterson
Reviewed on March 8, 2014
thanks for the grin.

Reviewed by Mary Ann Biddinger
Reviewed on March 8, 2014
~Budd~
Hilarious!! A terrific sense of humor.

Lady Mary Ann

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on March 8, 2014
Poor Guy!! (Better get him a pacifier)

Reviewed by J. Roseline
Reviewed on March 8, 2014
Good one and there is fun in the act as well as the limerick except the word pasties which didn't fit on the breasts with or without the baby!JK

Reviewed on March 7, 2014
Aaaaawwww...Poor Colin!!

Sandie


Reviewed on March 7, 2014
Hmmmm. I'm glad she's not "showing" yet while she's busy "making a living"...........Colin should get a job and support her and her heavy breasts instead of being so obsessed with sucking them!!! He has a contender soon. Am I off base????

Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed by Michael Schafer
Reviewed on March 7, 2014
Poor Colin, and to think he'll miss out out on mother's milk fudge.
The breast is the best. Good one.
Michael D.

Reviewed by June Marshall
Reviewed on March 7, 2014
You're a hoot mister, glad to see a sense of humor

Reviewed by George Carroll
Reviewed on March 7, 2014
Sad


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