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Garbonzo Beans
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Garbonzo Beans By Scott D. Zachary A salad is nice, But not without garbonzo beans. Ask me what that is, And I’ll tell you I’m remiss. They are the cream of my mind, But no one knows what they are, Except me, and I won’t tell you, Because then everyone would seek them. They’re mine, and mine alone. They snap like snowpeas between my teeth, And their aroma gives me orgasms, But I still won’t tell you what they are.

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Reviewed by Erica Ivory

Reviewed on October 30, 2003

Ok.. You don't have to tell me what they are.. Be that way..lol.. This was great .. Made me smile first thing in the morning.. NOTHING does that.

Reviewed by Nicole Davis Vergara (Reader)

Reviewed on October 29, 2003

Uuhmmm I know what they are! ;O)
Way to cute and whimisical is this one to pass up!
~Nikki~

Reviewed by Richard Vallance (Reader)

Reviewed on October 29, 2003

Hah, hah!

This is CUTE!

Actually, with me it's Pistachio ice cream.

But the effect is the same, creamed pants!

Hah, hah, hah!

:) :) :)

Love it

Richard Vallance

Reviewed by Tami Ryan

Reviewed on October 29, 2003

Hmmm... Verrrrrrrrry interesting, Scott. Me thinks you need to lie for a spell on Freudian's couch, cuz something tells me there's so much more to this. (Some kind of fettish, no doubt.)

Tami

Reviewed by Ed Matlack

Reviewed on October 29, 2003

Scott, as always, from the king of weird, so wild and so crazy, LOL!

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