John called his wife named Martha
Said he was working late
He then called his sweet lover
Who's name hap'd to be Kate

Martha told her dear husband
That it was fine and then
She called her lover Alan
To come over again

John met Kate at the motel
They did the deed then left
Martha cleaned up the traces
Of Alan she was deft

John went home to his Martha
Acting exhausted he
Martha feigned a bad headache
Which she did expertly

One day Kate met this Alan
They had a rendezvous
Now John stays home with Martha
A fine "how do you do"!



Jane Noponen Perinacci