Well done…or was it rare?

Tell no one, she/he was only bare,

from the waist down, so I could remove the snare,

We caught her like a rabit little hare…

Such a pig is she, she tried to bit her way out, double jointed she was,

Initially she did prance like a show horse at the best of; what a scuz,

flashing those baby blues, to you know who, me, of all the impotence,

I can’t tell her about this problem, I might lose all my continence…

No more can I relate of this heinous crime,

Than, dear jury please give me a break,

I herein plead innocence,

to being so insane that right there, then I did, for the first time,

                             RYHMEà 

                   © ED – 5/29/04