Bitch…

My boss a ***t,

Reminding me of Allen Funt,

Short in stature appearing of the litter, a runt,

She has all the personality of an ameba,

Wish someone would use her as a football and her punt…

Lied right to my face did she,

Bet to get sex she has to pay a fee,

I at one time did think she was okay,

Now for me to like her, I say absolutely NO WAY…

If I did know of a hex,

I would put it on her next,

Maybe her teeth would fall out,

Or her hair the same,

Maybe I could get Rufuz to bite her,

Though he may get sick, falling out his fur…

            © ed ~ 8/13/05