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Deep doo-doo...
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The Middle east,


Always in it deep,


Some parts run by creeps,


Its women hairy beasts…


 


When will the news from there be happy,


When will we not hear of wars & things so crappie,


I realize that deep inside the anal cavity it does reside,


You know the area & the place it is, that I have here implied…


 


How can we change what goes on there,


I am frankly tired of hearing of the whole affair,


Foreign tourists told to be on guard & beware,


Though I guess for the most part this does go on nowadays everywhere…


© ed ~ 5/28/06


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 Reviews of "Deep doo-doo..."
Reviewed on June 9, 2006
No wonder indeed, loved it,
B&R

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on May 30, 2006
Close enough...dang you are a riot...but I must say this is one tattoo I might consider....the angle might be a little different....
thanks for making me laugh bigtime!!
Loads of love to the den family....hey me gonna be a granny soon...lol!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on May 29, 2006
My Middle Eastern friends are just like you and I, worrying about their families and the effect of the Internet on them. Mention money and Americans flock to do stupid things. Men join Al Quaeda for its generous benefits program to their families and martyrdom with 40 virgins. To personify them as beasts is unfair.

They are just like us... misled by stupid, egotistical, leaders.

Ron

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on May 29, 2006
I thought you quit hanging out at those Jersey Tattoo Parlors??!!

Reviewed by Susan de Vegter
Reviewed on May 28, 2006
Well...O suppose living in the abyss of th black hole gives everyone there a crappy attitude. Perhaps that's a good enough reason to commit suicide. Great suggestive pen Ed.
Susan

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on May 28, 2006
A really deEp subject Ed....

Reviewed by Daniel McTaggart
Reviewed on May 28, 2006
And no wonder Antarctica is so windy.


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