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As usual I am just TOO fucking stupid...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
Tuesday, March 24, 2015    Rated "G" by the Author.
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Rarely do I use the "F" bomb, but herein it pertains qute well...


Poem Artwork

Rene buys me a great little camera,
A little Nikon of the digital variety,
I get it home and find I cannot transfer pictures,
To the computer even with paperwork & wiring,
If I had a job in computers of me they’d be firing…

So Rene comes over here and buys me a media streamer,
She brings it home, sets it up & shows me how to use it,
So today I try to put recent photos into the computer,
And of course, in my infinite wisdom, I fail miserably,
I really doubt anymore that I could do a job as even a coffee creamer…

The pictures are still in the camera & will stay there,
Till the next time, if ever, I see Rene visiting me, doubt now she does care,
I screw myself every time I seem to turn around,
Not getting those pictures off that little camera card is the direction I am bound…
© -me- 3/24/15




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 Reviews of "As usual I am just TOO fucking stupid..."
Reviewed by D. Vegas (Reader)
Reviewed on March 25, 2015
You are Not stupid...you will get it!

Always,

Deborah

Reviewed by Michael Schafer
Reviewed on March 25, 2015
Isn't technology great? It's passed me by like I'm standing still. I'm traveling 33 1/3 rpm in an I-pod world.

Michael D.

Reviewed by George Carroll
Reviewed on March 24, 2015
Same here

Reviewed on March 24, 2015
I think Richard hit the nail on the head...

also... some cameras have a little Card usually in the battery compartment.
you push down & it clicks out ... some PCs & Printers have a Slot for this card.
P.S. ewe may have Knumb Knutz ... but yew aint Stoopid ...
Murphy's Law just Gotcha ... He be killin me for 2 weeks now !!!

Reviewed on March 24, 2015
You'll get it. Don't give up!

Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed by Richard Cederberg
Reviewed on March 24, 2015
Try this bubba. The digital camera came with a cable. Right? Probably both ends look different. Turn off your camera. Gently plug the cable into your camera, (there's only one place it can go/ the plug and the hole look the same) and then plug the other end into one of the computers USB ports/ they look the same too. Turn your camera on and wait for the prompts on the computer screen to instruct you. Ignorance and stupidity are two different things amigo. Having never done something before and finding yourself stymied is not stupidity. Keep trying. Peace...

Reviewed by Ruan Mills
Reviewed on March 24, 2015
You're not the only one - There are thousands of us!!! LOL

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton
Reviewed on March 24, 2015
I . . . Can . . . Relate . . .


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