WHO’S TO BLAME…perhaps?
perhaps the cia, they have more intelligence than I,
perhaps the fbi, only good for internal security,
perhaps the secret service, only good to protect the president,
perhaps the dea, they said drugs would be found,
perhaps the nra, they never like us,
perhaps the nsa, no, no, different than the rest…
blame my brother in florida,
he fixed those votes,
otherwise the other guy would be here,
no, he’s family, I can’t do that,
blame the American voter,
they put me in this fix…
as I can’t blame myself,
I don’t have to be blamed for anything,
as I am the president,
with my little brain,
I most certainly can’t be blamed…
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