Of all the probabilities

That one can face in life,

Is that you will fall in love

And read of death everyday.

You will no doubt catch a cold,

Maybe visit a doctor for a check up.

Pay your taxes, maybe

Or take a bath or shower.

Have a disagreement,

Get mad as hell.

Maybe you'll say your sorry,

At least you should.

There are so many more

That can happen in a lifetime.

I won't bore you with them now,

As I have to take my daily shower.