Limericks continued...

There was a redhead from France

Who wore tight pants when she danced

The men loved when she wiggled 

And that made her giggle

So hard that she wet her own pants.

This cute professor was running amuck

Until she caught sight of the duck

It eyed her then quacked

Then jumped and attacked

It was then she knew she was f***ed.

Two friends had a problem so dark

Both shared a dilemma so stark

Though none understood

How the two of them could

Drive around in the car and just bark.

I knew of a clever young missy

Who was known to throw quite a hissy

High maintenance she said

As she threw back her head

Kiss me now or I’ll get rather pissy

Laurie B. Ballard

May 2012