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Cameron Diaz Lost In Transliteration
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A variation on the spoonerism. So if you spoonerise Cameron Diaz you get Dameron Ciaz. The Decameron is a famous piece of Italian literature about the Black Death - I am assuming I do not need to tell anyone what a woman is.
Diaz Cameron Always reads the Cedameron In the orinigal Ilatian. What a mowan!

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