Everything happens (with reason), and not necessarily (for a reason)

"A Pinch of Salt"
 
Wizard:
Something important to understand is, “Everything happens (with reason), and not necessarily (for a reason)”. Now that I have told you this, I need to check the scores of my favorite sports events. Good day!
 
Not so innocent by stander:
Who is this guy? Where does he get this stuff?
 
Flunky wants to be:
Well, he certainly has a way with words, doesn’t he? I would never have thought of that. Oh, by the way, that guy happens to be, Wizard; he usually contacts his inner self on Sunday—right after golf is gone off. That is usually where he gets his stuff. If you listen closely, sometimes, you can hear him raging mad about his cell phone service—screaming to himself, “What the hell was it I said—hello...damn it! Hel—hello! Aaah!” I’m pretty sure he buys phones...a lot.
 
Not so innocent by stander:
Hmmm…?
 
Flunky wants to be:
I was watching a movie one night, and one of the characters kept saying something like, “No matter what happens…we always do what comes next”. That is some real, deep, stuff, man…deep! I’m sure, if Wizard heard that, he would agree.
 
Wizard:
I heard that! It’s junk! Who in the world can make use of that?! Are you insane?! My Phone!? Aaah! What did I do...Hel...hello—that Flunky Wants To Be jinxed me!
 
 
> I was playing around; the characters are, "Me, Myself, and I".)
 
Written By, Darkest Angel
Written January 21, 2010