Dedicated to, on paper, my hometown, Port Wentworth Georgia

I live in a giant whorehose, the biggest you’ve ever seen,
From 30 to the state port, it’s all turned Rothschild green.
When I was a young man Port Wentworth was a good place,
We all honored our elders, bowed our head and said Grace,
But look at the damn place now, one giant joke after the other,
The mayor is a pimp, has 2 daddies and no mother,
His wife they all call her the title, yes ma’am, no ma’am,
She looks like the animal the one that produces ham,
The police chief, well him and his officers are one incompetent bunch,
They’re either writing traffic tickets or at Tim Holbrook’s eating lunch,
Yes sir, Port Wentworth is a giant whorehouse,
It’s all turned Rothschild green,
Sickest bunch of bureaucratic bullshit you have ever seen.