Most people understand what a random factor is but those of us that play online web based games get frustrated by that little thing called randomness. Well this was spawned by one of my Clan Mates in Legend Arena

Random, Random
Poor little Random
He was poked and prodded

He was fed red meat
And beat with a stick
Now he’s the meanest son of a bitch

Poor little Random grew to be mean
Poor little Random grew strong and lean
Poor little Random ain’t so little anymore

He wreaks his havoc on everyone
He doesn’t care about anyone
His Master pets him and shows him love

Poor little Random is big and strong now
He loves to make it so it’s so hard to win now
Random sits back and laughs with his Master

They laugh so loud all of us tremble
It’s so hard to battle when you tremble
It makes Random’s job so much easier

It makes him laugh even louder
And his Master laughs even louder
Especially when we lose every battle

Random, Random
Poor little Random
Poor little random my ass