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Morning Song
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If you don't empty your bladder it will grow to be much fatter until it finally shatters and splatters on the floor You'll be feeling so much sadder won't be climbing any ladder When your friends say "what's-a- matter.. ..you're lookin' kinda sore" So make sure to drain that bladder with just a pitter patter and don't make too much clatter so early in the morn'

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Reviews of "Morning Song"

Reviewed by Tami Ryan

Reviewed on April 1, 2006

This is some mighty fine silliness, Ed.

Tami

Reviewed by Ed Matlack

Reviewed on April 1, 2006

Good advice to the incontinent of the world...ed

Reviewed by Chanti Niven

Reviewed on April 1, 2006

After reading this I'm shattered
You wrote about what really matters
and my heart was ripped in tatters
and is lying on the floor

I have a bellyache
reading this was my mistake
The lesson I have learnt
is to read no more...

:-)HAPPY APRIL FOOLS
You're a crazy daisy my baby

Chanti

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