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I'm a Poet Dammit !!!
by Edwin Larson → (All Poetry by Edwin Larson)
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Sure it's a beautiful day, big deal
Why would I want to do anything
go anywhere,
socialize with people in the flesh
who don't use pseudonyms
instead of their real names
Why should I,
when I can sit right here
and take myself so seriously,
believing I am communicating
on some psychic ethereal level
with someone I've never even met
I'm a poet dammit !
Sure, you may coax a nervous laugh from me
but with my head so far up my ass
I need a deeper meaning,
something dark and depressing perhaps,
or maybe a social commentary
on war, disease, natural disaster
or the terrible, horrible,
utterly horrific state of the world in its
final hour of biblical prophesy
I could even write in code to someone
of my delusional fantasy,
steal the lines of their works,
or cite the quotes of ancient philosophers
'cause I'm a poet dammit !

...well not really...So...

I think instead I'll jump into the shower,
head out, and enjoy a nice lunch at the beach
with my babe on this beautiful day. C'Ya :)
  

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 Reviews of "I'm a Poet Dammit !!!"
Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on April 28, 2006
Wow. I can totally relate to these feelings, Edwin. People tell me I'm a "poet." I've never claimed that "title." I love the way you put this across. Thank you. Love and peace,

Regis

Reviewed on April 7, 2006
Oh my, this was excellent. just made me smile, Loved this so much!

Reindeer

Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on April 6, 2006
luv the black humor to this poem ... seriously ;)

Reviewed by Chanti Niven
Reviewed on April 3, 2006
"Why should I,
when I can sit right here
and take myself so seriously"

It's just as well you don't ;-)

I know that many people reading this would assume that you are being cynical but the truth is that you write a lot of these with your tongue firmly in your cheek. I hope that people approach it with the humour in which it was written.
Love Snuggles

Reviewed by June Thompson (Reader)
Reviewed on April 2, 2006
haha great write!

I'm with ya on this one!

Reviewed by john zimmerman
Reviewed on April 1, 2006
clever write

j+

Reviewed by Tami Ryan
Reviewed on April 1, 2006
What the...? You mean this stuff I write isn't poetry? Drat.

Reviewed by - - - - - TRASK
Reviewed on April 1, 2006
Be Thankful You Have a Babe!

TRASK

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
Reviewed on April 1, 2006
Haha!! You nailed it man. Gotta love it.

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on April 1, 2006
Hey, I use my real name...who's else would I use...? Ed


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