I love capitalism, freedom and democracy
Don’t have much patience
for the tired blatherings
of  left-wing knee-jerk
new-age socialist sell-outs
I love to help when I can
only when it makes a difference
to those who in no way
can help themselves
I enjoy the many rewards that
hard work has to offer
and deplore those who want a free ride
I don’t believe in charity for charity’s sake
or fattening the wallets of
agenda-driven activists and lobbyists
I do not bow down to, or worship,
any man of history or myth,
nor cast myself as a blind follower
of any oppressive or indoctrinated
religious philosophy
I love travel, adventure, sports,
history, science, and the arts
Can’t stand censorship
or slanted news media
I love sexy lingerie from Victoria's Secret
and getting down and dirty
with my beautiful leggy girl
I like a good single malt aged for
twelve years or more in oak casks
I enjoy good food, good exercise
good laughs, and great health
I love my home, my family and friends
I love challenges, I love living
I love...love, and I'd love to kick the ass
of anyone who wishes to destroy these rights
So...I guess when all is said and done,
I'm damn proud to be an infidel