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Just a Man
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Just a Man

I’m Just a Man

Guess I should have bought the station-wagon
Or even the comfy sedan
Instead of this big old pickup truck
But you know I’m just a man

I know you saw me looking
At the blond with the golden tan
And it’s not that you ain’t pretty
It’s just that I’m a man

Yea I did forget our anniversary
Then brought you a present in a can
But I helped you drink it honey
Cause you know I’m just a man

I tried to make you supper last night
But something went wrong with the pan
I think it must have been defective
Not because I’m just a man

Didn’t I buy you those flowers?
Yes they were artificial that was my plan
I haven’t had to buy you anymore
That’s because I’m just a man

So honey unpack that suitcase
Come here to your old papa san
I’ll let you rub my shoulders honey
Cause you know I’m just your man.






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 Reviews of "Just a Man"
Reviewed by karen beecher (Reader)
Reviewed on February 28, 2005
Enjoyed this one. Laughed all the way through. I think you hit the nail on the head about being just a man. Thanks for the laugh. Karen

Reviewed by Gwen Dickerson
Reviewed on February 27, 2005
This is really funny. I enjoyed!

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on February 27, 2005
I did show this to my wife and she was surprized to see I wasn't cricified by my fellow writers, to be fair this was meant as a sort of ironic stab at redneck husbands not myseld (most times) lol

Felix

Reviewed by SHERRY HEIM
Reviewed on February 27, 2005
I think I was married to you once, Felix!! This is so cute and sometimes true. This was a fun read, thank you.
Take care,
Sherry

Reviewed by Lisa Hilbers
Reviewed on February 27, 2005
Felix! Felix! I had to laugh...but..Bein' a man don't keep her from usin' that pan..on your head!
I know this is just a poem..cause you are much more of a gentleman than this.
Cute write!

Lisa

Reviewed by Sue Hess
Reviewed on February 27, 2005
sounds just like the men in my life, God love em!

Reviewed on February 27, 2005
...for you're just a man
who doesn't know a can from a pan;

so when you're not the man,
she's now got a plan;

She's gone with your truck,
and now you're out of luck.

Suitcases and all,
leaves you to wonder - why take all?
Why all? Why all?

Sandie May Angel a.k.a. Sandie Angel :o)


Reviewed by Dave Harm
Reviewed on February 27, 2005
A fun, and hopefully, not a true read...

Reviewed by Monette Bebow-Reinhard (Reader)
Reviewed on February 27, 2005
A fun read!
Monette


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