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Thank You Oh Canada!
by Felix LeRoy Perry → (All Poetry by Felix LeRoy Perry)
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Irony comes in many forms and so does thank you when it is given by politicians...

Thank You Oh Canada


 


They gave me this fancy piece of paper


Signed by the Prime Minister no less


Thanking me for 30 dedicated years of service


I should be impressed I guess


I found it quite ironic though that just a few days later


That another letter did arrive


Turning down my Canada Pension,


It said by writing I’ll survive


Even though it was a government doctor


Who said I could never work again


So I guess I’ll panhandle down on Main Street


If I don’t go quite insane


Not to worry though for arse wipe


At least is one thing I won’t need to buy


I’ll use the fancy certificate they gave me


Its rough but I’ll  contented sigh.


 


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Reviewed by Kate Burnside
Reviewed on March 30, 2005
Well, they sure can't take your spirit and humour away from you, Felix and I have to wholeheartedly agree with Anita!! DO IT!! Or, better still, take it to Canada House and do it there on the doorstep... on second thoughts, maybe that wouldn't help your cause too much, but HEY!! WHO'S LAUGHING HERE??!! They must all be nuts if they think you are going to take "No" for an answer... after all, are you a fighting man or a "pet vet"?! You sure as hell didn't earn all those medals for nothing, you know, and now's your chance to prove it... GO, FELIX!! He who laughs last... :))) We're all smiling, anyway! TY Kate xx

Reviewed by SHERRY HEIM
Reviewed on March 29, 2005
I agree with Anita...protest! You have paid your dues, now it is time for them to pay theirs. I think a denial is always the first step by the government as I think it is enough to deter many from going after their deserved compensation. Scream, yell and make a scene. If one thing is sure, where government it concerned,...squeeky wheels get the grease. Write to your Representatives too...that often will take care of the problem quickly.
Take care,
Sherry

Reviewed by A PAX
Reviewed on March 29, 2005
oh no!!!!
hey send that paper to the editor of your local newspaper......along with this poem.....I think it would be pretty powerful stuff........but skip the ass wipe part, k?
That would blow it!
:)

Reviewed on March 29, 2005
Felix,

Not only Canada does this for its veterans, but so does the *gasp* United States of America...especially so. President Bush wants to charge vets $250.00/year for the "privilege" of using Government (V.A.) facilities...as poor as they are, why in hell would we want to pay for shoddy treatment?????????????? Grrrrrrrrr....pet peeve of mine, the mistreatment of vets...the Gov't asks us to shed our blood and give up our time for the Nation, and then they turn around and shit on us...NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Excellent rant, and I'm sorry--thank you for your service to your Nation.

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla. (USAF, 1983-85)

Reviewed by Dave Harm
Reviewed on March 29, 2005
We work, we play, we protect our countries in many different ways... but when its time to ask for help, not a handout, but things you have earned... your made to feel like the wealthiest man alive... I wish, some of the people who have turned my wife and I down, could live our life for one year, heck, one month... they couldn't do it... great write

Reviewed by F William Broome
Reviewed on March 29, 2005
Felix - Sounds of if the same kind of people are in charge of your retirement system that run Sociable Screwtiny in the US. Come on down, and we'll get you enrolled in the great army who won't be fed, come a dozen years from now. Thanks, too, for that word which is missing in the American vernacular -" arse" - as in, Dear Government of the United States of America, Kiss my arse! Boy, that surely felt good! Bill


Reviewed by Sue Hess
Reviewed on March 29, 2005
fight fight fight, hon, they always turn them down initially, just to see if you are serious. my cousin is extremely sick and has had several heart attacks and it still took him two years to get his veterans pension

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on March 29, 2005
What a bummer....that is how bad live sucks....right!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Judy Lloyd (Reader)
Reviewed on March 29, 2005
Yep they do that don't they? Well you can always move to USA and say that they have locked down the creative freedom. I know this feeling very well. Often nurses, doctors and others are denied benefits because they claim we can teach. Goes to show how the experts lie even in Canada.


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