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Merry Christmas Country Cousin
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Just thinking naughty...
Merry Christmas Country Cousin I tied mistletoe to my belt buckle You know what I want don�t you This Christmas you can please me Oh baby you know it�s true You can jingle my bells And sip my nog Be naughty but be nice Have another panty remover darling Here let me get you some ice Oh I love your red silk undies The ones lined in white fur Lay down below the Christmas tree I�ll make your kitty purr I think you�ll like my Yule Log I wrapped it in a bow Oh Merry Christmas sweet baby I think it just might snow You want me to stuff your turkey And call you Mrs Claus all right Okay baby you can hold my bag Merry Christmas all tonight.

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Reviewed by Chrissy McVay

Reviewed on December 17, 2006

Oh boy, I knew someone would have a 'tongue in cheek' Christmas poem.
Cute.

Chrissy

Reviewed by Poetess of The Soul Sheila G

Reviewed on December 17, 2006

LOL!
You're a riot Fee
This was writen out so poetically!
Loved it and I could see it all clearly!
Stay WArm and Enjoy!
YOur Holiday Wonder and Memories!
A Keeper 4 sure!
Thanks for sharing your Christmas Santa humor, I'm a smiling~
WArm HuGs,Sheeexoox

Reviewed by CJ Heck

Reviewed on December 16, 2006

... I ... uh ... wow ... er ... what do you say to her in the summertime, sexy man?

This is simply devine! (blushing)
Love and Happy Christmas wishes,
CJ

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

Reviewed on December 15, 2006

You are a Naughty Santa...lol!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Rose Rideout

Reviewed on December 15, 2006

I can just picture this Felix, Dobbin blood really do run through your veins. Thanks for the smiles and have a wonderful Christmas. Love ya cuz, Rose

Reviewed by Kimmy Van Kooten

Reviewed on December 15, 2006

too funny Felix!
What out for them there country cousin's!
I look forward to reading more of your work~
Nice to meet you!
Have a Merry Mistletoe Christmas!
Love and Peace~
Kimmy~

Reviewed by Victor Buhagiar (Reader)

Reviewed on December 14, 2006

Thanks for the laugh, Felix. Victor

Reviewed by Debby Rosenberg

Reviewed on December 14, 2006

clever and witty...naughty but nice

Reviewed by Morning Star

Reviewed on December 14, 2006

Very very funny write in time for Christmas
Santa can see that you are naughty and
also very nice cause you are not
Putting the kitty outside is cold
This is Sooooo funny lol
Outstanding Imagery and write!!
Love And Peace To You...Morning Star

Reviewed by SHERRY HEIM

Reviewed on December 14, 2006

LOL..Very funny!
Take care,
Sherry

Reviewed by Lori Moore

Reviewed on December 14, 2006

Too funny. Thanks for the laugh.

Reviewed by Susan de Vegter

Reviewed on December 14, 2006

Purrrrrrrrrfect presentation...with a bow too!!!!

Love this one Fee. Send it to Hef...he'll publish it.Tjhen try Cosmopoliton.

Love,
Susan

Reviewed by Michael Mathieu (Reader)

Reviewed on December 14, 2006

This is hilarious,Fee. I loved it!Perfect for Christmas.
Merry Christmas to you and yours.
Michael

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