I’ll Surrender My Cookies and Milk
Over My Fat Dead Body
Dressed in A Red Suit Trimmed in White
By: Santa Fee
They said no more to Christmas concerts
Politically correct we now must be
No little baby Jesus in a manger
For all the Christian world to see
Then they said no to Merry Christmas
Must be replaced with Happy Holidays
I tell you I’m starting to get peed off
That I must surrender my old ways
This year Santa shouldn’t say Ho Ho Ho
We should say Ha Ha Ha just the same
The first may mislead and be derogatory
Man, has this world really gone so dammed insane
Now the latest is that poor old Santa
Is not a good role model for our youth?
He’s obese and encourages commercialism
Eats and drinks too much so he’s uncouth
I am afraid of where we our country’s headed
I’m just too dam old to change I think
I’ll yell out Ho Ho Ho…Merry Christmas
Eat my cookies and enjoy the milk I’ll drink
I may be just a storefront Santa
But I listen to what the kiddies say
They love their fat, old jolly Santa
In each and every way!
Myrna
This is a free world and we can stick to out beliefs!!
Love Tinka
I recently got an email forward that said it so well. Yes, our country is built by immigrants...but ones that embraced the life here and would die to defend it as ONE of us. The new immigrant (there are always exceptions) wants to change it and represent their own culture instead of embracing ours. They are offended by our customs despite the fact that they are the stranger. I don't hear about this happening in other countries. For example, if I go to Russia...it is doubtful that I will have luck changing their laws and customs, and it would be wrong to do so. Santa has long been an icon of the season. This politically correct crap is destroying the very vision that our ancestors had when they settled here. Will these new immigrants fight side by side with us? Will they represent us or their own country? I respect all beliefs and people deserve to have them, but why should we bury our customs for the new wave of immigrants? Meanwhile, they get to display their beliefs in plain sight in this country, but WE can't? This poem has gotten me all-fired-up, Fee! Great message here!! MERRY CHRISTMAS Hugs:) Sheila
We don't moan about how anybody else celebrates their holidays..No anti-Ramadan, don't care. No anti-Hanukkah, don't care! It seems that we Americans are the only ones that anybody cares about destroying our values and traditions. Look If you didn't want to be an American why did you come here? If you don't like the Christian values this country was founded on...Go the hell back home and leave us alone. And if you are an American, and still don't like it...Shut up!!
Walt
Eat my cookies and enjoy the milk I’ll drink
Keep On, Keepin On, Santa, and I'll Be leavin out some extra sweet sweets for ya, on Christmas Eve!
I love milk and cookies also. This world has gone to the none believers. Role models come in all shapes and sizes but it's what's in the heart that really matters. Peace, Love and Blessings Always, Paul.
Love you Fee!
Susan
Hey you look so cute in your Santa suit. I'm on my way to London. Be well. ~ Sara
I roll my eyes and say 'WHATEVER!!!'
The good Lord gave us all a brain, we ought to use it in a sense of 'common sense' and 'responsibility'.
Karla's right! Who would want a skinny Santa? Gotta be a jolly fella for me!
Love it,
R~
(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.
Hope you remember my Christmas wish--I forgot!! LOL
(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :(
Great write, Santa Fee! Merry Christmas to you and yours! Ho, ho, ho!
What do they call someone who's afraid of Santa Claus?
Answer: Claus-trophobic! LOL Merry Christmas!...*grins*
I am still a child at heart and look forward to hearing my fat old Santa call out HOHOHO as we pass by or take the time to still sit on his lap. Don't change.
Another reason why I love your face. Thanks dear old Santa.
Love ya face Cuz XOXOXOXO Rose
Santa Fee