hey mister

by Henry Burt Stevens
04/09/2006
authorsden.com/henrybstevens

hey mister
i'll watch
your car
for $5 bucks

this is a
rough neighborhood
gangs come
through keying cars

$5 USDollars isn't much

fellow citizens
i'll protect
you from
radical Islam

by using only
$2 trillion $USDollars
and my base
of radical Christians

that's not too much
to pay to spread
DeMocRacY where
it's never been before

besides if we don't
destroy them in
their own country
we'll have to do it here

which would be much
worse for Americans
we'd have to keep
track of civilian casualities

i'll personally keep
track of illegal wiretapping
and illegal leaking because
if i do it it's legal

there's no one else
as prepared and capable
of destroying radical Islam
i'm a natural for the job

i'm tough determined and
GOD is on our side
and speaks to me
which is very encouraging

the time is right
$2 trillion isn't much.