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Lavender Outlaw: Wanted Dead or Alive
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Lavender Outlaw: Wanted Dead or Alive You have to be famous to be on a woman's coin ... (Sage Sweetwater) In the willows by the creek, she laid a bullet in his groin, for assaulting her and stealing her whiskey and Sacajawea dollar coin. "Have you ever tried to tame a wild woman?" she asked him. "May seem yours for awhile, then one day ... that is the way of wild things." "They'll be coming for you one day, Lavender Outlaw." "Do you ever feel like going away?" she asks, his eyes filled with terror, as she moved the gun down. Before he could pray, the bullet hit his groin, she tossed the Sacajawea dollar coin for a souvenir on his cold unrecognizable. Soon, the Lavender Law Posse would be crossing the creek and take her away to that place, for she was Wanted Dead or Alive, she bathed him off in the creek with her Cowgirl's Lavender Rose Soap, then rode to the beehive, put it in the Lavender Rose Soap bag, and tossed it behind her to stop the Posse. She left her horse to drink, with a few minutes to think, then rode off never to be seen. One afternoon, the saloon keeper said he found a lavender coin stamped Lavender Outlaw on a fifty-gallon whiskey keg. You have to be famous to have made it on a woman's coin. Wanted Dead or Alive ... Copyright 2006 Sage Sweetwater, firebrand lesbian novelist

Reviewed by Regis Auffray

Reviewed on January 19, 2006

Your creative genius is most compelling, Sage. Love and peace to you,

Regis

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)

When a man harms a woman, payback is a bitch :-)

Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner

Sage,

You're tempting me...when I get some extra $$, you bet I'll get a bar of this lavender (soothing) soap. :) Creative genius, creative write, creative, wonderful YOU! :)

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado

great write, sage; always a joy to read you! you have a brilliant pen and a creative genius that can't be rivaled! excellent stuff!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in tx., karen lynn. :D

Reviewed by KJ McPhee

Those lavender fields in the south of france, I seen pictures of them to make you swoon, Lavender Woman. :-) Is she hiding out on brokeback Mountain now, spreading her fragrance of love and freedom.
Scents and cents in her pocket. Where can I get a bar
of that lavender Rose soap, Sage?

kenny

Reviewed by Sue Hess

interesting! Deb is still on the straight and narrow...she is on the way back to her old self...she is starting to want THINGS..new clothes, a car etc. that is something you apparently lose when doing crack, happy to just have the drug, every thing else loses importance.

Reviewed by Chrissy McVay

I do love westerns! Great teaser...

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)

Well, that is one way of deciphering the Lavender Rose soap. Gotta love it.

Reviewed by Peter Paton

A real Calamity Jane in the making here Sage, causing mayhem and havoc wherever she goes !
You have the knack of drawing your reader in, and making it all so real and authentic...The Real McCoy !
And I love those Sacajawea coins !
Peter

Reviewed by E T Waldron

Reviewed on January 18, 2006

Sage you are so with it! Great write,love the intensity, with tongue in cheek humor!A delight to read!

Eileen

Reviewed by Maria Lupinacci

Sage,
Great tale! This line "his cold unrecognizable" is going to stay with me for a very long time! Way Cool!

Reviewed by Ed Matlack

Lavender, er, uh, Sage, I like this series...why is it I can picture you as that outlaw...keep em' coming...best to you and the better half, Ed, Rene & Rufuz (w00f)

Reviewed by alejapoet@aol.com Bennett

WOW This was more like a real story and it was very interesting and intriguing.