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God Hits a Homer!
by Sage Sweetwater → (All Poetry by Sage Sweetwater)
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God Hits a Homer!

White Bleachers
Disciples in exclamation point jerseys
God at bat knocks one clear to hell down to earth


Copyright Ms. Sage Sweetwater, celebrity firebrand lesbian novelist

 


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 Reviews of "God Hits a Homer!"
Reviewed by Dayvid Graybill
Reviewed on August 11, 2010
John Fogerty doesn't write this good!

Peace and hellbent balls,
Dayvid

Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan
Reviewed on August 11, 2010
awesome-bet my dad was pitching!

Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Reviewed on August 10, 2010
Baseball in heaven. Not only is the game fixed but the scorekeeper runs the joint, and getting sent back to the minors has a whole other meaning. Patrick

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on August 8, 2010
If He strikes out does he smite the umpire for the call...? ;-)

Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on August 8, 2010
knocked this one out of the park, Sage ...

Reviewed by D Johnson
Reviewed on August 8, 2010
Funny little poem...my question though is Who was on the pitcher's mound, and where is he playing now?

Cheers,
Dan

Reviewed by Christine Tsen
Reviewed on August 8, 2010
This is too funny!
A Homer can be lots of things ...hmm
You have an interesting way of looking at things, makes poetry so fun.
Christine

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on August 8, 2010
Yes it does seem like earth can be the hell that Heaven deems it to be...and I think he oftens strikes out as well...
fee

Reviewed on August 8, 2010
being down to earth is good
especially on a rainy day

I forget who & whose # is on my jersey
I should sell it at ebay $$$
Vickie

Reviewed by Nicky Goodman
Reviewed on August 7, 2010
we play Rounders round our way, street origins of Gods game above - bit of stick, and a ball - but 4 jumpers to mark the 4 posts(translation:4 bits of clothing to mark the bases:o) hit the thing as hard as you can and run yelling -Rounder Rounder Rounder! around the square -cool! like your Baseball poem!


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