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Service Repair
by Sage Sweetwater → (All Poetry by Sage Sweetwater)
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Service Repair

Internet Carburetor gummed up
God didn't invent the search engine
He took the chariot to church


Copyright Ms. Sage Sweetwater, firebrand lesbian novelist


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 Reviews of "Service Repair"
Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan
Reviewed on August 26, 2010
clever!

Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Reviewed on August 25, 2010
Had a similar problem, choking on cookies. Patrick

Reviewed by Karen Palumbo
Reviewed on August 25, 2010
Interesting! Say whatever happened with that precious fawn?

Be always safe,
Karen

Reviewed by D Johnson
Reviewed on August 25, 2010
I see immediately what your problem is. You could have fixed this problem yourself, if you had only known a little of d i s k and a little of data...get it, disk and data....hahahaha.

Cheers,
Dan

Reviewed by John Flanagan
Reviewed on August 25, 2010
Just great, Sage!

John

Reviewed by Dayvid Graybill
Reviewed on August 25, 2010
Hahaha! Your "loose association" knights you with "creative word-salad psychosis." Spray a little Gum-out in the usb slot.

Peace and well-greased chariot wheels,
Dayvid

Reviewed by Susan Bergeron
Reviewed on August 25, 2010
how true it is...Good one Sage, Sue

Reviewed by TONY NERONE
Reviewed on August 25, 2010
Good one, Sage,........LOL


GOD BLESS YOU
TONY

Reviewed by The Poetess
Reviewed on August 25, 2010
Hee! Hee! Love it.


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