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Calamity Jane Kissed a Girl and She Liked It (Collab Patrick Granfors)
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Buffalo Gets a Ride
Annie Oakley stalled her ride
Mistook the clutch for the brake
Tie rods in the desert
Engine left for dead
Registration expired
Buffalo pies lead the way to the Oasis
A day’s hard hike maybe two
Rattle snake chatter provides the song
Bleached bones provide the view
Salesman didn’t mention warranty
Lancaster twelve bore will rectify
Bill will be furious
But her wild west bare back show will go on
Las Vegas never sleeps

Calamity Jane Kissed a Girl and She Liked It
Fringe dripping crotch
Hump feels her out
Buffalo Heat Swelled Billie bean
Hickok ain't nowhere to be seen
Calamity hisses at the rattler
Same sex mean
She kisses a Vegas Drag Queen
Goes down for the count
69 seconds elapse
Sin City Comes up blazing sevens
Neon Preacher dies with fake eyes
Rattler shoots venom in his own leg
Hickok arrives on the scene
Back to Tombstone to Boot Hill
They're playing Taps



Copyright 8.27.2010 Patrick Granfors - Sage Sweetwater


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 Reviews of "Calamity Jane Kissed a Girl and She Liked It (Collab Patrick Granfors)"
Reviewed by John Flanagan
Reviewed on August 28, 2010
Mighty, mighty...great collab...great.

John

Reviewed by Peter Schlosser (Reader)
Reviewed on August 28, 2010
I feel like I've just been tag-teamed. Oh wait, I was. Splendid effort from both of you. Kind of like a Hunter S. Thompson thing going on here. Very entertaining.

Reviewed on August 28, 2010
Awesome collab, Sage and Patrick; you ROCK!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

Reviewed by Dayvid Graybill
Reviewed on August 28, 2010
Nice work you two! Sounds like Vegas 1882.

Peace and fine fringe,
Dayvid

Reviewed by Amber Moonstone
Reviewed on August 28, 2010
Without looking at your color key, I knew who wrote which piece. Of course..lol
Quite a time they had in Vegas, I agree with Patrick, what happens in Vegas Stays in Vegas, as in Rome and all those other places!!!

Good work you two, more please.

Peace, love and light,
Amber

Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Reviewed on August 28, 2010
No calamity here besides what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Patrick

Reviewed on August 28, 2010
Wild Bill learned to ride by being rode hard
and put away wet..I can testify
imagine having the best of both worlds
Drag Queens shop at Wild Pair!
That store used to be at the South Lake Mall!

Lip Stick Secrets Goin Down Town
Vickie

Reviewed by D Johnson
Reviewed on August 28, 2010
Nice colab... poor old Bill just can't get a break.

Cheers to daboatsofya,
Dan


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