Buffalo Gets a Ride Annie Oakley stalled her ride Mistook the clutch for the brake Tie rods in the desert Engine left for dead Registration expired Buffalo pies lead the way to the Oasis A day’s hard hike maybe two Rattle snake chatter provides the song Bleached bones provide the view Salesman didn’t mention warranty Lancaster twelve bore will rectify Bill will be furious But her wild west bare back show will go on Las Vegas never sleeps
Calamity Jane Kissed a Girl and She Liked It
Fringe dripping crotch
Hump feels her out
Buffalo Heat Swelled Billie bean
Hickok ain't nowhere to be seen
Calamity hisses at the rattler
Same sex mean
She kisses a Vegas Drag Queen
Goes down for the count
69 seconds elapse
Sin City Comes up blazing sevens
Neon Preacher dies with fake eyes
Rattler shoots venom in his own leg
Hickok arrives on the scene
Back to Tombstone to Boot Hill
They're playing Taps
Copyright 8.27.2010 Patrick Granfors- Sage Sweetwater
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Reviews of "Calamity Jane Kissed a Girl and She Liked It (Collab Patrick Granfors)"
I feel like I've just been tag-teamed. Oh wait, I was. Splendid effort from both of you. Kind of like a Hunter S. Thompson thing going on here. Very entertaining.
Without looking at your color key, I knew who wrote which piece. Of course..lol
Quite a time they had in Vegas, I agree with Patrick, what happens in Vegas Stays in Vegas, as in Rome and all those other places!!!
Wild Bill learned to ride by being rode hard
and put away wet..I can testify
imagine having the best of both worlds
Drag Queens shop at Wild Pair!
That store used to be at the South Lake Mall!
During the 1960's a young soldier struggles with basic training, a bully sergeant and his own inner demons. A tale of struggle, redemption and survival.
When the powers-that-be make the decision to return a selfish party-girl, Zara, to Earth on three missions of redemption, can romance and mayhem be far behind? One hot and trendy gay nightclub, two bickering angels and three unlikely pairs add up to
John
(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D
Peace and fine fringe,
Dayvid
Quite a time they had in Vegas, I agree with Patrick, what happens in Vegas Stays in Vegas, as in Rome and all those other places!!!
Good work you two, more please.
Peace, love and light,
Amber
and put away wet..I can testify
imagine having the best of both worlds
Drag Queens shop at Wild Pair!
That store used to be at the South Lake Mall!
Lip Stick Secrets Goin Down Town
Vickie
Cheers to daboatsofya,
Dan